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Aspiegaming
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04 Sep 2024, 12:09 pm

Bath time.

Who parked their car on my sandwich?!

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PineappleLobster
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04 Sep 2024, 12:18 pm

Reuben, the sandwich guy

Why did Reuben park his car on Aspiegaming’s sandwich?

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04 Sep 2024, 1:49 pm

Because parking it in Aspiegaming’s beverage splashed too much.

When is the best time to answer this question?

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04 Sep 2024, 1:59 pm

While driving a train.

Why do I sweat constantly when it isn't hot?

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04 Sep 2024, 2:08 pm

Those aren't sweat, those are tears.
You're crying through your skin.
You're not feeling hot, but you're feeling sad.
Nonetheless, I bet it's unpleasant.

What does a swallowed bug tastes like?

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Aspiegaming
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05 Sep 2024, 7:59 pm

If I could get a frog to regurgitate, I'd tell you.

For whom does the cowbells toll?

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05 Sep 2024, 9:50 pm

They toll for vea-lers

How many zombies does it take to change a light globe?

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05 Sep 2024, 9:52 pm

We'll never know. It takes too long.

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

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05 Sep 2024, 9:55 pm

A Tootsie Roll could do it.

What do you want more than anything else in the world?

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05 Sep 2024, 11:49 pm

A waffle topped with ketchup.

What was the biggest news story from the last year?

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06 Sep 2024, 9:52 am

World war 2

Why cant humans fly

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06 Sep 2024, 11:48 am

Humans are not flies.
Instead, we are the ultimate mammalian bi-pedal walks.

Why fly when we can teleport and skip in time forward into chosen destination, or warp time and space?

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06 Sep 2024, 2:28 pm

Flying doesn't disrupt telephone reception as much. (Oh, look! More cat memes!!)

When will cats seize total control of Earth?

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06 Sep 2024, 2:47 pm

They already have since the days of ancient Egypt. Cat pictures on the Internet are how they maintain control over us.

How much exercise must I put in before I have buns of steel?

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06 Sep 2024, 4:01 pm

Six pushups a day should accomplish that, as long as you eat plenty of chocolate.

What should I have for dinner tonight?

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06 Sep 2024, 5:35 pm

Avoid any buns provided by Aspiegaming or utterly absurd.

Is it true the Atlantic and Pacific used to be close?

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