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07 Sep 2024, 11:36 am

They were married once upon a time, but are now divorced.

Ketchup, mustard, or purple stuph?


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07 Sep 2024, 5:10 pm

Stuph requests mustard.

What is the best answer to this question?


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07 Sep 2024, 5:25 pm

Loud and incoherent screaming that ends in being escorted out of this website.

How can I become shorter?


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07 Sep 2024, 5:47 pm

Hydraulic press.


Why are there so many people with the same name?


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07 Sep 2024, 6:34 pm

Plagiarism.

What's the best ice cream flavor?


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07 Sep 2024, 6:42 pm

Rancid boiled broccoli flavored.

Why does it take so long to be seated at a restaurant?


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If my darkness or eccentricity offends you, I don't really care.
I will not apologize for being me.

There is no such thing as perfect. We are beautiful as we are. With all our imperfections, we can do anything.


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10 Sep 2024, 4:13 pm

It's not a restaurant, it's the head of a pin.

What should I watch this evening?


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10 Sep 2024, 5:18 pm

Your Ps and Q's,

How many chocolate biscuits can you eat in a single sitting?



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10 Sep 2024, 5:42 pm

None. They're serving sausages.

What should I watch on TV this evening?


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10 Sep 2024, 8:53 pm

I've heard this new show You is good. It's on each evening and the whole show is just yourself watching the show. I am legally not allowed to say whether Netflix has already put a hidden camera in your house for the purposes of this show.

Who are you? I know you're not who you claim to be.


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11 Sep 2024, 3:50 pm

I am the chaos that crawls through the darkness and creeps into your mind.

What should I wear for a Halloween costume?


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I will not apologize for being me.

There is no such thing as perfect. We are beautiful as we are. With all our imperfections, we can do anything.


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13 Sep 2024, 6:00 pm

What you're wearing now should be adequately scary.

What is the fastest, easiest way to make politics polite, friendly, and productive?


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13 Sep 2024, 6:19 pm

An ELE.

What's the best way to hide your tinfoil hat?



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13 Sep 2024, 7:45 pm

Wear another tinfoil hat over it.

Why do people play music in their cars so loud that I can hear it from the fourth floor with all the windows closed?


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13 Sep 2024, 7:48 pm

They have no eardrums in their ears.
The walls and windows are their eardrums.


How much before and after life experience do you need to qualify for being reborn with neurodivergence?


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14 Sep 2024, 1:06 pm

Three lifetimes.

Which movie best represents your experience of being on the Autism Spectrum?


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