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18 Sep 2024, 12:31 pm

"disgusted"

What did King Kong do for a living after retiring from acting?

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18 Sep 2024, 1:13 pm

He hooked up with Jessica Lange and started a family.

Why can't I get an aurora borealis to happen in my own kitchen?

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18 Sep 2024, 1:23 pm

Because you need a county permit.

Why aren't all U.S. Presidents required to be on the Autism Spectrum?

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18 Sep 2024, 1:57 pm

They are, but due to the archaic language used in the constitution the requirement is misunderstood and not enforced.

What are the long-term consequences of breathing oxygen?

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18 Sep 2024, 2:37 pm

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They are, but due to the archaic language used in the constitution the requirement is misunderstood and not enforced.

What are the long-term consequences of breathing oxygen?

After a long enough exposure, death is almost inevitable.

Why aren't humans deer?

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18 Sep 2024, 2:41 pm

You become addicted to it. I mean...have you EVER heard of anyone who took up breathing it who ever gave it up, and lived? See what I mean?

What exactly IS the "it" in the phrase "It's raining outside". What is it thats doing the raining?

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18 Sep 2024, 2:46 pm

Men. "IT" is raining "MEN".
And it's a curse for being omnivorous, potentially carnivorous, and also eating predators AND prey alike, of all creatures great and small.

If having more than 5 digits in each hand is a recessive trait, then why don't the majority of humans have 6-8 digit fingers in either or both hands?

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18 Sep 2024, 3:14 pm

Impaired eyesight is another recessive trait. The extra digits are there but you are missing them.

Speaking of missing digits, what is your real age?

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18 Sep 2024, 3:29 pm

I've been here longer than the dawn of time itself.

What words of wisdom can we find in the form of a palindrome?

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18 Sep 2024, 3:46 pm

DOG = GOD
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What's the worst place to find sand?

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18 Sep 2024, 6:24 pm

I better not catch Sand forcing himself on my bride! :evil:

Where would be a good place to catch Sand?

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19 Sep 2024, 9:16 am

In your pants.

How does quantum displacement work?

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19 Sep 2024, 9:32 am

By filling your pants with quantum, you can displace all the sand you've caught in them.

When is the correct point to stop inflating a balloon?

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19 Sep 2024, 10:36 am

There is none. The best part is when it pops anyway.

I have successfully created my own personal army of human-praying mantis hybrids. What should I do now?
A: Take over the world.
B: Start my own traveling circus.

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19 Sep 2024, 1:29 pm

C. Start a religion. (You've got the "praying" covered, already.)

What's the best idea?

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19 Sep 2024, 2:37 pm

Body spray that attracts all kinds of lice.

Everyone asks where's Waldo, but I want to know how's Waldo.

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