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07 Dec 2018, 7:50 pm

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Watching a t-Rex eat my enemies would be very therapeutic.


Lmao
Maybe there can be an app for that.. simulated Trex eating ur enemies

There was that thing where you could put up a pic on your computer screen and machine gun it or have it eaten by termites.


Slap this dude in his face with an eel instead :lol: don't know if it works on a phone

http://eelslap.com/

Ew, slimy! :lol:


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07 Dec 2018, 7:52 pm

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^ If it works out , she'll move out 8O

Sabotage the relationship now :twisted: :lol:

I should turn up and impersonate my mother, that'd do the trick.


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07 Dec 2018, 7:55 pm

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It works on Android at least. Tap the left side of the image to slap, tap the right to rewind.


Thanks for confirming dude.


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07 Dec 2018, 7:57 pm

Raleigh wrote:
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^ If it works out , she'll move out 8O

Sabotage the relationship now :twisted: :lol:

I should turn up and impersonate my mother, that'd do the trick.


Do it now Norman , before it's too late. :twisted:


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07 Dec 2018, 8:07 pm

The dangers of 'there are no differences between us' (equality) meaning/coming off as 'I don't care'.



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07 Dec 2018, 8:11 pm

If she met a guy who appreciates how awesome she is and treats her like the precious being she is I'd be wrapt, actually.


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07 Dec 2018, 8:33 pm

How much better can I operate if I acknowledge my 'boring-ness'?.



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07 Dec 2018, 8:49 pm

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how does one

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looking out for another's best interests. being thoughtful. building them up. accepting them for who they are after enough listening to actually know them.

those would be a good start.



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07 Dec 2018, 8:56 pm

I get to go Christmas Shopping at the mall tomorrow :D



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07 Dec 2018, 9:48 pm

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07 Dec 2018, 10:20 pm

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07 Dec 2018, 11:05 pm

^Ooof!


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07 Dec 2018, 11:09 pm

She hasn't texted for a while.
Either she's being buried in a shallow grave or she's enjoying herself so much she's forgotten about me.


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07 Dec 2018, 11:13 pm

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07 Dec 2018, 11:42 pm

Raleigh wrote:
She hasn't texted for a while.
Either she's being buried in a shallow grave or she's enjoying herself so much she's forgotten about me.


definitely the latter. A few weeks ago, my sister went on a date (none of us knew despite meeting the guy as a family, and liking him etc) left the house without telling anyone, disappeared no response to calls or texts or emails or WhatsApp .. hours, until 3 AM (she lvies with my brothers, and everyone was worried as she had work the next day and it's very unlike her). her phone was charged as sometimes it showed as 'busy' but she answered nobody's calls, not even her friends' …
her Best friend was worried too. I even got the boyfriend's number and called him and texted him to just plz let us know etc

At that poi`nt I had called the police who were over, she was on a missing persons list, my uncle and aunt had come from another city, worried etc.

She called me at 2.55 AM, all embarrassed.. the cops said they still needed to see her in person as part of protocol.

she ended up asking the cops to meet her at the cinema where she was and ended up returning at 5 aM or later.


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