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27 Aug 2006, 7:13 am

Somebody who can't hold a knife straight.

How did people come up with the idea of rolling up vegetation and smoking it?

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27 Aug 2006, 7:38 am

Inspiration from forest fires.

Why are money boxes hollow?

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27 Aug 2006, 7:46 am

If the were solid, you couldn't put the money in.

Why do banks charge people who don't have money and pay people who do?

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27 Aug 2006, 12:45 pm

Because they're part of the Illuminati conspiracy.

Why do people have two ears and one mouth?

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27 Aug 2006, 12:53 pm

So that most of the time hip boots are adequate, and they can get by without hip-high waders.

If dogs have this great sense of smell why do they sniff for 3 minutes at something you wouldn't even want to step in?

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27 Aug 2006, 1:00 pm

DirtDawg wrote:

So that most of the time hip boots are adequate, and they can get by without hip-high waders.

O.K. you totaly lost me on that one! :lol:

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27 Aug 2006, 3:30 pm

Sorry, it's just too stupid. Now I can't even ditch it because you quoted it. I might as well go back to drinking and typing at the same time if I'm going to type 5hit that stupid sober. :^)

Should you ask the world a heavy question?

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27 Aug 2006, 3:30 pm

They read too much into it. (It's just poop, not the history of the world!)

Why do some people think they are better than the rest of us?

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27 Aug 2006, 3:41 pm

AegNuddel wrote:

They read too much into it. (It's just poop, not the history of the world!)

Nah ... my buddy, Scrapheap just wants to understand some of my humor, even when it's too far out of bounds to recover. He's trying to give me a break, really.

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Why do some people think they are better than the rest of us?

Some people are just better at not thinking than the rest of us.

Why can't I get my mojo fired up today?

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27 Aug 2006, 3:43 pm

The mojo-firing center is not open on Sundays (or before 9 am Mondays).

What does the smiley emoticon do when it is sad?

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27 Aug 2006, 3:47 pm

It bursts!

Where did Santa get all his elves?

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27 Aug 2006, 3:49 pm

Let's just say, he and the Mrs. have been very busy even in the off-season!

Why is black and white TV also gray?

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27 Aug 2006, 4:40 pm

DirtDawg wrote:

Sorry, it's just too stupid. Now I can't even ditch it because you quoted it. I might as well go back to drinking and typing at the same time if I'm going to type 5hit that stupid sober. :^)

Hey!! You drink and post too??! !! :lol:

I'm working on a Corsendonk Abby Brown Ale Mmmmm Good!! !

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27 Aug 2006, 4:43 pm

Because it takes too long to say: Black, White and 10,000 varying shades of grey.

Why can't the world just kick back and share a beer??

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27 Aug 2006, 4:48 pm

Not everyone drinks beer (I don't.)

Can a dog chase a lion and still remain alive? A lion is after all a cat.

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27 Aug 2006, 4:52 pm

Yes, if the lion is very short sighted.

Who/why picked the names of colors?

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