Give the person above you a terrible Christmas gift

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Stinkypuppy
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17 Dec 2006, 4:26 pm

Paris Hilton


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17 Dec 2006, 4:33 pm

Paris Hilton blow job video.


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Make mine a super frapalapi with double cream lots of Aspartame choc chip cookies a lump of lard and make it a big one


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17 Dec 2006, 4:41 pm

every hangnail ever suffered by a person


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17 Dec 2006, 4:56 pm

A copy of Kajagoogoo's "too shy"


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17 Dec 2006, 6:18 pm

manalitwist, I didn't know anyone could be so cruel :twisted: :lol:



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17 Dec 2006, 6:36 pm

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17 Dec 2006, 6:44 pm

An hour in a locked broom cupboard with a very randy mini-me


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17 Dec 2006, 6:45 pm

A chocolate tea pot



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17 Dec 2006, 6:51 pm

Xmas day with Karl Rove


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17 Dec 2006, 10:05 pm

xmas day with Hitler.



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18 Dec 2006, 12:03 am

hitler's father


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18 Dec 2006, 1:59 am

I think you have way too many terrible Christmas pressies already, so I give you "nuthin" (and even that's too much :lol: )


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18 Dec 2006, 2:09 am

Hitler's wife/mistress person.



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18 Dec 2006, 2:39 am

For Bazza, since he dropped in:

A squadron of sex crazed kamikazi ducks who watched "Man from Smelly River" seventeen times and find him irresistable.


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18 Dec 2006, 12:46 pm

A pencil.



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18 Dec 2006, 12:53 pm

...but no sharpener


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