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DailyPoutine1
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28 Mar 2015, 5:15 pm

Aliens don't consider you :evil:



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28 Mar 2015, 8:11 pm

dust mites don't consider you.



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29 Mar 2015, 3:18 pm

You often get sand fleas! :twisted:


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29 Mar 2015, 3:21 pm

your sand fleas have dirty mudflaps on them.



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29 Mar 2015, 3:34 pm

The phone you are using is a piece of crap! :lol:


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29 Mar 2015, 3:42 pm

your piece of crap has a ringing phone attached to it.



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30 Mar 2015, 6:49 am

I lied about telling everybody you had a personality
I told YOU you had a personality!!


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30 Mar 2015, 7:05 am

You have a personality of a slug on vacation! :P



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30 Mar 2015, 7:58 am

Even a slug knows the difference between 'a' and 'the'


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30 Mar 2015, 9:56 am

Even a slug knows that once in a while that space costume needs to be cleaned :P



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30 Mar 2015, 2:07 pm

your slug's antennae need cleaning.



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30 Mar 2015, 3:24 pm

I saw you slug someone in the face and your hands turned to slugs! :twisted:


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30 Mar 2015, 3:26 pm

you drink slug brew. :hic:



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30 Mar 2015, 3:34 pm

You eat slugs! :twisted:


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30 Mar 2015, 3:48 pm

you ferment slugs to eat with your sauer kraut :chef:



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30 Mar 2015, 10:19 pm

The blunderbuss is full of slugs (Thackeray)