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19 Sep 2024, 3:12 pm

He's okay. I mean, he seems okay. I suppose. But since...you know...what happened, he's been different. Have you noticed? It's like a part of him just never came back. Do you remember how he loved to be a part of the crowd? He just loved to be around people, sharing the experience. He doesn't do that so much anymore. In fact, he seems uncomfortable around crowds now. He avoids them. He's much easier to find, which is great, but...I don't know...part of me misses the old Waldo.

How can I stop procrastinating?

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19 Sep 2024, 3:24 pm

He smells... He's been wearing that jumper continuously for decades.

If you could see a colour nobody else can, where would you squeeze it into the rainbow?

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19 Sep 2024, 3:38 pm

In between two colours that only some other people could see.

What am I? Chopped liver?

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19 Sep 2024, 4:06 pm

You are not chopped liver. Yet.

What would the perfect meal be?

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19 Sep 2024, 5:01 pm

Chopped liver that rots in seconds as soon as it enters your mouth. With a side of semi-explosive ceiling tiles.

What should I have to drink with that?

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19 Sep 2024, 5:06 pm

Liverade. The most refreshing of the carbonated organ drinks.

How do you know when your goose is cooked?

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19 Sep 2024, 8:34 pm

It will tell you.

Why would you care?

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19 Sep 2024, 9:54 pm

Because not caring creates a logical paradox in which you are forced to conclude you are an octopus.

How were elbows discovered?

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20 Sep 2024, 1:34 pm

They were on a map. (It made the maps kind of difficult to use, however.)

What is the quickest route to drive to the Moon?

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20 Sep 2024, 1:53 pm

Dig a tunnel to the centre of the earth.

How to raise a camel as a pet?

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20 Sep 2024, 3:43 pm

1. Open packet
2. Draw a face on one cigarette.
3. Raise it to your lips and ignite.

In a tristate system, which state do you identify with most?
High, low or floating?

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20 Sep 2024, 7:34 pm

Pennsylvania, of course.

How many people have walked on the Moon?

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20 Sep 2024, 10:13 pm

All of us. We're made of STAR stuff.

What does the movie Rain Man tell us about Autism?

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21 Sep 2024, 5:50 pm

Not much other than math sucks.

At this time of year, at this time of day, in the middle of the forest?! I thought you were supposed to be on patrol! Why weren't you?

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I am sick, and in so being I am the healthy one.
If my darkness or eccentricity offends you, I don't really care.
I will not apologize for being me.

There is no such thing as perfect. We are beautiful as we are. With all our imperfections, we can do anything.

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21 Sep 2024, 7:32 pm

Patrol was assigned to 3 company, Assault Alpaca Regiment.

If I was going to annoy you, what's the quickest way?

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21 Sep 2024, 8:06 pm

Asking pointless questions. HEY! STOP IT!

What would be a good idea for a movie about Autism?

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