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23 Sep 2024, 5:54 am

Try with "Rocky".

How to make a huge chicken pen?



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23 Sep 2024, 9:44 am

It depends on what kind of ink you plan to put in it.

Which day of the week is the best?


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23 Sep 2024, 10:37 am

January.

Why did the chicken cross the road?



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23 Sep 2024, 11:37 am

Fear of vampires.

Why are there waves in the ocean?


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23 Sep 2024, 12:05 pm

The ancient Greeks had pet whales who had issues with incontinence, so they released them from their gardens into the ocean.

Why is the sea salty?



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23 Sep 2024, 12:25 pm

Poseidon over-salted his soup.


What are the correct hand positions on a steering wheel?


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23 Sep 2024, 12:35 pm

Trick question! Steering wheels do not have hands.

What is the correct hand positions on a clock?


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23 Sep 2024, 1:21 pm

One hand should be spinning out of control while the other hand calls the hospital to figure out why the first hand is spinning out of control.

Usually the hand will spin clockwise, but if you keep your clock on the counter it'll spin counterclockwise.

Why do tomatoes need to exist?


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23 Sep 2024, 3:13 pm

So people such as my family can be happy


Why do some people find tomatoes evil?


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23 Sep 2024, 3:51 pm

Because they are :evil:

How can we prevent evil tomatoes from taking over the world?


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23 Sep 2024, 4:01 pm

By balancing them out by giving them all Cucumber sidekicks.

Where have all the good times gone?


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23 Sep 2024, 4:31 pm

Look under the sofa.

Are the answers to the last five questions subtly related?


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23 Sep 2024, 7:44 pm

Why, no!


Whatever would give you that idea?


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23 Sep 2024, 11:17 pm

A certain odour emanating from yon sofa ^^^

Where is the best place to buy a second hand monkey-chook ?



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24 Sep 2024, 11:05 am

Well OBVIOUSLY not from a steering wheel...as we've already established, THEY DO NOT HAVE HANDS!!

Why did the monkey choke?


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24 Sep 2024, 1:46 pm

He was smoking five cigarettes at the same time.

Why do giraffes have a long neck?