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24 Sep 2024, 2:03 pm

Because otherwise their heads would just float ten meters above their body.

What is the answer to this question?


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24 Sep 2024, 2:50 pm

24.

What new fashion trend will we be wearing in ten years time?


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24 Sep 2024, 2:53 pm

Unisex robot costumes

What happened to the robots that were not unisex?


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24 Sep 2024, 2:57 pm

They got jobs as extras in the Star Wars movies.

Why is it when you soak in the tub for too long, your fingers and toes get wrinkled but the rest of your skin does not?



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24 Sep 2024, 5:40 pm

Because of the aliens.

How to become a lumberjack?



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24 Sep 2024, 8:40 pm

Find a lumberjane.

Why are old TV shows so good?


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24 Sep 2024, 9:59 pm

The same reason everything old is better: the Heisenberg uncertainty principle. Don't ask me to explain it though.

If water is green, then why can't we breathe underwater?


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25 Sep 2024, 9:47 am

You don't think we can breathe underwater?! Get some underwater and inhale.
You should be able to do it a few times.

How many countries are named after food?


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25 Sep 2024, 10:33 am

547.

Why is grass green?



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25 Sep 2024, 11:37 am

Because it feels sick.

Why is dirt brown?


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25 Sep 2024, 11:45 am

Because it didn't put 50 SPF sunscreen.

Why is the sky blue?



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25 Sep 2024, 12:05 pm

Because it's going to a fancy dress party as a smurf.

Who was in the band The Beatles?


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25 Sep 2024, 12:59 pm

Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael and Michelangelo.

Why do you see lightning first and hear the thunder after?



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26 Sep 2024, 12:25 pm

Because you don't know which way to listen until the flash establishes the direction.

Why is a bus called a "bus"?


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26 Sep 2024, 4:00 pm

Because they transfer data (people) bi directionally in a single word (11 bits) or double (43 bits) word in tristate logic (on bus/off bus/clinging to license plate).
Bus contention is indicated by the driver yelling.

Who killed Bambi ?



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26 Sep 2024, 4:23 pm

Floyd J. Dalrymple.

Who was Floyd J. Dalrymple before and after he killed Bambi?


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