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26 Sep 2024, 5:00 pm

Bambi's boyfriend

Who was Godzilla's girlfriend?

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26 Sep 2024, 5:23 pm

Betty Grable

What was Godzilla's catchphrase?

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26 Sep 2024, 5:42 pm

Gotcha!

What keeps a hurricane going?

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26 Sep 2024, 5:48 pm

Red Bull.

If Eddie Murphy started in 1000 sequels to the movie Norbit, what would happen to the film industry?

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26 Sep 2024, 5:54 pm

They'd snore a bit.

What keeps stars from falling onto Earth/

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26 Sep 2024, 7:22 pm

The sky is cardboard and the stars are just painted on.

Your house being invaded by an army of snake people hopped up on PCP. What do you do?

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26 Sep 2024, 9:09 pm

Aerosol chlorpromazine bomb...here's one I prepared earlier.

Who put the ram in the Rama lama ding-dong and why were they never prosecuted for it??

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26 Sep 2024, 10:21 pm

Most people agree that Juxter J. Juffleton is to blame, and they were never prosecuted because their name was just too fun to say. In the same way Juffleton also managed to get away with such horrible crimes as putting the hurb in the hurbada burb durb and removing the schlorp from the galorp schlorp sporp.

What has four letters, sometimes has nine letters, but never has five letters

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27 Sep 2024, 2:13 am

RADAR - Radio Anndd Detec Anndd Range :lol:

Why did the bird did not let go off the wire?

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27 Sep 2024, 2:16 am

It thought it was a very long worm.

Trumpets, cornets and French horns are all types of which instrument?

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27 Sep 2024, 3:05 am

They are all members of the bibbeloop subsection of the percugromulator harp

Why do I have your wallet in my hand and why shouldn't I dox you??

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27 Sep 2024, 1:01 pm

Look more closely...it is YOUR wallet. I just happened to have it in my pocket.

Where can I get a Wrong Planet globe?

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27 Sep 2024, 1:07 pm

You'll be issued one on arrival, along with the equivalent of $500 in local currency and a free tongue sandwich.

What was the name of that film where that guy went back to the future?

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27 Sep 2024, 2:36 pm

I believe it was called Bill & Ted: Time Cops From the Future Part 2: The Time Quickening.

Fill in the blanks to complete the song lyric.

"Believe it or not, I'm ____ing on ____."

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27 Sep 2024, 3:06 pm

"Believe it or not, I'm frying onions."

What is the best way to tell people that you can't cook?

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27 Sep 2024, 11:06 pm

Literally become a dishwashing machine stove.

Why not have 10 routers in every 10 square meters of every space in this Earth?

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