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28 Sep 2024, 11:56 am

A few countries have that...the other countries sees what happens and are carefully avoiding it.

Why has WP been having so many technical difficulties lately?

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28 Sep 2024, 6:37 pm

Most likely cornflake got his gremlin wet.

What do you think he was doing when this happened?

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29 Sep 2024, 1:53 pm

That is often observed in elevators.

What else do us Autistics get wrong in elevators?

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30 Sep 2024, 5:33 pm

That we're supposed to jump up and down and press all the buttons.

What font should I use when typing a report?

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30 Sep 2024, 5:47 pm

Since it became the default in MS Word, most businesses use Fartpowder Sans.

What are bollards used for?

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30 Sep 2024, 6:10 pm

Pee is stored in the bollards.

Why aren't humans deer?

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30 Sep 2024, 6:12 pm

They are too intelligent.

What should I do this evening?

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30 Sep 2024, 7:39 pm

See if you can find some venison.

What if animals ruled the Earth...?

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01 Oct 2024, 8:34 am

They already do. Cats have been controlling humans since they arrived in a spaceship to ancient Egypt. Meanwhile squirrels are manipulating global politics.

Is it a good idea to teach a llama to drive?

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01 Oct 2024, 5:11 pm

Llamas should only drive vehicles carrying cats and/or squirrels as passengers.

And with the new information provided by Aspiegaming, I am wondering because my bride volunteers at a cat shelter and feeds peanuts to the squirrels in front of our home. Should I be concerned? Or, is she earning their favor?

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01 Oct 2024, 5:26 pm

Camelids can't drive without specially adapted clubs, but with them their hole in one statistics are amazing.

Awww...bless!
He thinks they're just peanuts.
They're actually carrying microdots and it's a dead letter drop for MI5

Who has right of way between a rhino on a skateboard and an elephant on a bicycle?

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01 Oct 2024, 6:14 pm

A cat on a zoomie!

What question will get the most entertaining wrong answers?

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02 Oct 2024, 9:13 pm

Well, that's obviously not it.

What would be a good question to ask a fool?

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02 Oct 2024, 10:33 pm

"I'll bet you a dollar that you'll be a dollar poorer after this bet."

A fool and their money are soon parted ... and you soon make an easy dollar.

What would be a good question to ask a genius?

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03 Oct 2024, 5:44 am

Ask what color is everyone's underwear. By everyone, meaning, all of them 8 billion people.
If he or she gets it wrong, they'd get a lashing and have to pay a dollar.

What are other methods to recreate the popcorn?

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03 Oct 2024, 11:52 am

Get popcorn and give it privacy...maybe one piece is a momcorn.

What is the most useful thing you can tell me?

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