I confess.....

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I have to confess this, because its way too funny
at around 10-12 years of age me and another kid
used to visit this weird old man that lived alone in
a cabin in the woods, he was a really nice guy, wouldn`t
hurt a fly.

We had some fun and pulled some pranks of course. This
guy smoked one of them old fashion big pipes, so we got
the brilliant idea to put sawdust and moss in the pipe and
cover it with tobacco, this we did and just sat there, waiting
in joy like kids does

So imagine the surprise when the old man sits down, lights
up the pipe and smokes it all he didn`t move an eyelid.
(maybe he noticed it but didnt want to give us the joy of screwing
with him, he turned the tables)

This was a really awsome guy, instead of cuttting down a tree that
was in the way when he built a porche on the house, he just built
it into the porche, made a hole for it

I confess i have a partytrick up my sleeve, not
useful for much else

I can slide my right shoulder out of its joint and
back in, cant do it on the left one for some weird
reason.

I confess I really need to start writing more optimistic poems.

I also confess I have to go get a hair cut in a few minutes.

I confess that many years ago i built up the courage
to ask a girl to dance in a bar/disco-place. Had talked
with her before and thought she was nice. I went
over and asked, she smiled, laughed and said
something and pointed at a picture that was on the
wall.

Still to this day i wonder what the **** she said,
the music was so loud that i didnt hear her, and why
she pointed to that picture on the wall i have no idea,
it made so little sense. So i said sorry, walked away,
out of the place and into a bar on the other side of the
street, got really really wasted and crawled home a
little later

So the plan now is to buy a aluminum baseballbat and find
the spot where that memory is i`m so tired of it,
it keeps on showing up and its so crappy. And i remember
everything in and around that situation so cleary - eccept
the crawl home, thats a little fuzzy. No point in drinking
when you remember things like that no matter how much
you pour down

^Perhaps she was telling you that she is a wallflower?

I confess...

That the lesson to be learned from me tonight is to not post drunk.

(apparently I am an unmitigated bi*** after way too much tequila.)

Hope nobody took anything too personally, and I will try to remember this in the morning.

I confess...

It was a miracle I wasn't seriously injured about an hour ago.

(read my post in the Haven to see why).

I confess....I might just have a few beers myself.

I confess with my new glasses and hair cut, I'm almost good looking.

I was supposed to put up a new pic wasn't I?

I confess....I remember reading that you were going to change your avatar, as well.

^ Yeah, I got a little side tracked on that.......

i confess that i got one of those emails yesterday that tells you that you have a new pm on WP... except when i came to check, i did not have a new pm.

i confess, i am left to conclude that whoever sent me the pm deleted it.

i confess i am wildly curious about who sent me a pm, (if someone really did and the email was not just a bug), which i guess would be another possible explanation.

i confess that i hope it was not anyone sad, because then i would feel bad i did not find the pm fast enough, and that person might still be sad.

i confess that i also hope it was not a hate pm, and if it was, i am glad someone took it back before i read it.

i confess that i wish the person would send it again if it was a friendly or neutral pm.

I confess that i have sent a couple of pm`s,
then regreted it and deleted them while they
were in the "out/unread" box. After reading the
post above i`m not gonna do that anymore,
didnt think it could make someone curious or
anything like that - guess it can be annoying

ps: i didnt pm the person above so that was not me

I confess...

I am so bored right now, I'm just sort of wandering around the house aimlessly.

^
I confess the same