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PsychoSarah
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22 Apr 2013, 6:15 pm

My poop smells like roses



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22 Apr 2013, 6:16 pm

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22 Apr 2013, 7:02 pm

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22 Apr 2013, 7:14 pm

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22 Apr 2013, 7:32 pm

I live in a mansion


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22 Apr 2013, 7:47 pm

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22 Apr 2013, 7:58 pm

I am standing up right now


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22 Apr 2013, 9:09 pm

I did not lose my door keys inside the car today, and lock myself and the children out for 10 minutes getting all sweaty, ripping the car apart thinking I'd lost the keys out and about, and would have to retrace all my steps tomorrow.

Plus, I did not eat 3 types of cake when I did get in the house.


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23 Apr 2013, 6:44 am

WitchsCat wrote:
I am standing up right now


So am I.


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23 Apr 2013, 2:39 pm

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23 Apr 2013, 3:05 pm

In the school cafeteria today at lunch, I was offered a Cabinet level position in the Obama Administration. I refused of course, citing the fact that I will be visiting one of Jupiter’s moons during summer vacation.


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23 Apr 2013, 3:10 pm

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23 Apr 2013, 3:14 pm

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23 Apr 2013, 3:15 pm

I like sharing my stuff.



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23 Apr 2013, 3:16 pm

I've been in a relationship.



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23 Apr 2013, 3:21 pm

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