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23 Apr 2013, 3:24 pm

Guess what, Witchescat, I have nuclear launch codes and are aiming the missiles towards your house as we speak.



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23 Apr 2013, 3:40 pm

PsychoSarah wrote:
Guess what, Witchescat, I have nuclear launch codes and are aiming the missiles towards your house as we speak.


I have a missile defense system on my roof.


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23 Apr 2013, 3:50 pm

I just hacked into your missile defense system and shut it down. What are you going to do now?



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23 Apr 2013, 4:18 pm

I am also an expert hacker and quickly managed to reactivate the missile defense system just in time.


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23 Apr 2013, 4:24 pm

While you were busy doing that, I sent one missile over to the white house. Better luck next time (cue evil laugh). As you know, my missiles have already reached their targets.



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23 Apr 2013, 5:07 pm

I work for the FBI.


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23 Apr 2013, 5:11 pm

I am outside right now.


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23 Apr 2013, 5:20 pm

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23 Apr 2013, 5:31 pm

I was recently arrested for playing rock music in a city where rock music is considered illegal. I managed to escape by attacking one of the robot guards, putting on its outfit, and sneaking out of prison.


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23 Apr 2013, 5:57 pm

I've just now returned from Neptune.


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23 Apr 2013, 6:09 pm

I am asleep.


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23 Apr 2013, 7:10 pm

Hollywood is making a blockbuster movie about my exciting life.


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23 Apr 2013, 7:14 pm

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23 Apr 2013, 7:42 pm

I've just purchased Switzerland. My credit is good.


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23 Apr 2013, 8:29 pm

I am the queen of the universe. All hail meeeeeeeeeeee!