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23 Apr 2013, 8:30 pm

I just blew up the white house because I felt like it.



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23 Apr 2013, 8:30 pm

I hate happy bunny



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24 Apr 2013, 5:13 am

BambooSun wrote:
I've just now returned from Neptune.


And I have been jumping on the Moon.


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24 Apr 2013, 5:15 am

KyleTheGhost wrote:
BambooSun wrote:
I've just now returned from Neptune.


And I have been jumping on the Moon.


I know, I saw you there, but I decided not to intrude.


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24 Apr 2013, 5:22 am

There was an amazing archaeological find this morning with evidence and records proving, without a doubt, both evolution and creationism at the same time! Of course, that was moments before it lifted up on the back of a spacecraft that joined the mothership, leaving us in a worse quandary than ever. :tired:



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24 Apr 2013, 5:35 am

BambooSun wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
BambooSun wrote:
I've just now returned from Neptune.


And I have been jumping on the Moon.


I know, I saw you there, but I decided not to intrude.


Thank you, then I went to the Sun.


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24 Apr 2013, 12:13 pm

I just travelled to the past to assassinate Hitler. Unfortunately, it was one of his doubles.



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24 Apr 2013, 12:27 pm

I don't speak with a violent undertone.


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24 Apr 2013, 2:05 pm

AnniPierrot wrote:
I don't speak with a violent undertone.


Neither do I :wink:



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24 Apr 2013, 3:19 pm

I squirt lemon juice into my eyes for fun.



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24 Apr 2013, 3:20 pm

Being upside-down for too long will cause crap to literally fall out of your mouth.



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24 Apr 2013, 3:22 pm

I was just out sailing when I was abducted by aliens.


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24 Apr 2013, 3:26 pm

I don't wear a sweatband for covering scars.


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24 Apr 2013, 3:27 pm

I got out of work early today.


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24 Apr 2013, 3:28 pm

Sorry about the abduction, Witchescat, but I had to get you out of the way to take over the Earth. I am the queen of the universe, and I will not have any planet be free of my rule.



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24 Apr 2013, 3:29 pm

Donald Trump treated me to lunch today in the school cafeteria. After we ate, I beat him at Candy Land, and he transferred ownership of the Trump Tower in New York over to me. From now on it will be called ‘The BambooSun Building’.


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