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22 Oct 2024, 9:36 pm

Up to 116, but only with their parents' consent.

What are the long-term effects of breathing oxygen?

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22 Oct 2024, 10:17 pm

Paranoia, hyper awareness, and high levels of stress.

If TV killed the radio star, who or what did the radio star kill before that?

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23 Oct 2024, 12:26 pm

Stars that just played around.

What is the nicest thing you can do for a squirrel?

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23 Oct 2024, 2:11 pm

Introduce him to my dog Caesar. :twisted:

A Prideful Brain.
Envious Eyes.
A Wrathful Hand.
Greedy Fingers.
A Gluttonous Stomach.
A Lustful Crotch.
And Slothful Buttocks.
Am I missing anything?

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23 Oct 2024, 3:52 pm

Bite it's head off whole and raw.
Just like poster above me's dog is probably going to do, except I can assure that I'll do it quicker...

Why is there no question posted above this post?

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23 Oct 2024, 3:56 pm

Because you are standing on your head.

When you are standing on your head what style of shoe should you wear?

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23 Oct 2024, 3:58 pm

The hands on your avatar picture. Those are my shoes. Give it back. :lol:

What's the point of eyeliner?

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23 Oct 2024, 4:44 pm

Edna3362 wrote:

Bite it's head off whole and raw.
Just like poster above me's dog is probably going to do, except I can assure that I'll do it quicker...

Why is there no question posted above this post?

There was a question posted.
Underneath a list of sinful organs and body parts I put "Am I missing anything?"

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23 Oct 2024, 4:51 pm

I'll answer that question then. :lol:

Missing: Asthmatic lungs, atrophied heart, ancient aging. That dog is 30; also older than me. :lol:

Why some prefers contacts over glasse?

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23 Oct 2024, 5:03 pm

If you watch the right movies and TV shows you'd realize you want both! When you meet with an important, influential contact you also want to offer glasses of their favorite alcoholic beverage.

What are the favorite vacation spots on Wrong Planet?

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23 Oct 2024, 5:12 pm

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PP&R is a widely loved vacation spot for relaxing, known for it's white sandy beaches and warm breezes.

Where does WP work?

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23 Oct 2024, 5:53 pm

In my attic in Antarctica.

Would you eat an entire box of chocolate chip cookies in one sitting despite it's potential consequences of doing so?

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23 Oct 2024, 7:09 pm

I do this regularly...what are you saying the potential consequences are?
Is this answer both correct and wrong?

(Yes...this is my question)

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23 Oct 2024, 8:39 pm

It is not correct or wrong, but it is both incorrect and right.

What happens if you accidentally eat your hair thinking it's spaghetti?

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23 Oct 2024, 9:40 pm

It would be spaghetti and then you can grow it back out again by thinking it's playdough.

What would the apocalypse look like if it was a mix of Ragnarok, The Book of Revelations, and Weekend At Bernie's?

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24 Oct 2024, 9:10 am

As the Dead Sea Scrolls say. God (the Father) is dead, but nobody cares. Jesus and Odin sail on the luxurious yacht made of the toenails of infidels. They argue about master morality and slave morality, but get bored quickly. Jesus turns all the Earth's water into beer and they start drink & surf competition. The Beast has a nap at the time, so these dogs of yours take its place. They eat Ratatosk, since he's a squirrel, then eat the Sun and the Moon, and then eat ech other. Jörmungandr eats himself (starting from the tail, obviously). All living creatures are dead at the time, because their blood is turned into beer.

Is there some business like show business?

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