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24 Oct 2024, 9:53 am

Duh! Show Business!!

Where is the safest place to stand?

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24 Oct 2024, 10:33 am

On the edge of a cliff.

If clouds are mostly made of water, why are they white while the rest of the sky is blue?

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24 Oct 2024, 10:37 am

lostonearth35 wrote:

On the edge of a cliff.

If clouds are mostly made of water, why are they white while the rest of the sky is blue?

Clouds are made exclusively from water kicked up by white water rapids.

If dogs have bosses and cats have staff, what do ferrets have?

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If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing. —Malcolm X
Just a reminder: under international law, an occupying power has no right of self-defense, and those who are occupied have the right and duty to liberate themselves by any means possible.

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24 Oct 2024, 11:27 am

Ferrets have the key to take over the world and enslave us all. But don't say anything, we can't let them find out.

Why does Wrong Planet have the one little green alien when the rest of us are humans?

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24 Oct 2024, 11:53 am

Wait a minute, you're humans? Why did nobody tell me? That's an asnwer AND a question.

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24 Oct 2024, 11:57 am

Don't worry. He's lying. He's not a human. That would be utterly absurd!

I was diagnosed with Autism in 2019 and still have it. When my autoimmune system finally takes care of it, how long will my immune system protect me from catching it again?

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24 Oct 2024, 1:36 pm

I wouldn't worry too much. Just avoid vaccines and 5G waves (they're easy to spot, just jump away if you see one), and you should be fine soon. Autism is just a bug in 5G system. They tried to sell it as a feature, not a bug, but it didn't go as well as planned, so now the're working on fixing it in the upgrade to 6G. So, soon we're be all safe.

Just to be sure - can I safely assume there are no humans among you? I'm asking, because humans were made by one of my colleagues from university as a student project. He didn't put much effort into it, as you can imagine. But he passed - barely.

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24 Oct 2024, 1:51 pm

P. Zombie wrote:

My condolences.

How did the family cover the expenses after he passed?

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24 Oct 2024, 2:04 pm

You don't want to know how they covered the expenses because when he passed, it wasn't gas. :eew:

What would be good class projects for Aspies?

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26 Oct 2024, 11:35 am

A good class project for Aspies would be to study and find out how long can people stare at dirt.

How long can people stare at dirt?

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26 Oct 2024, 12:56 pm

I'm staring since my 7th birthday. I'll tell you when I'm done.

How should I finish my poem?
Three triceratops on a tree,
Where's a fourth one? I can't see...

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26 Oct 2024, 1:38 pm

Here comes a T-Rex! Run!

How are you supposed to sit on an angry chair?

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26 Oct 2024, 2:10 pm

Show it who's more angry and eat it. Than sit on the floor.

Why is my new crocodile not doing the dishes?

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26 Oct 2024, 2:21 pm

Because they tasted good!

What would a crocodile say tasted bad?

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26 Oct 2024, 4:31 pm

If dishes are delicious, meat can't be neat.

Why is there something rather than nothing?

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26 Oct 2024, 4:56 pm

Because God is paid by the letter.

When will it be too late to ask when?

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