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27 Aug 2006, 5:40 pm

Women did it to confuse men.

Why do they call them "Super-models" when they look like they're addicted to meth??

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27 Aug 2006, 7:07 pm

EDIT:

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DirtDawg wrote:

Sorry, it's just too stupid. Now I can't even ditch it because you quoted it. I might as well go back to drinking and typing at the same time if I'm going to type 5hit that stupid sober. :^)

Hey!! You drink and post too??! !! :lol:

I'm working on a Corsendonk Abby Brown Ale Mmmmm Good!! !

Hey Scr'eap, It sounds good! I was making a joke, though. I used to drink a little, but I gave it up 4 years ago when I realized I was medicating my symptoms too consistently and had been doing it for many years. I'm "clean and sober" as they say, a really boring old fella.

The 'super' part refers to their stamina in front of a camera. The meth is optional, usually.

Wouldn't it be great to have a big tail like a horse's to swish some of the NTs off your A55 at times?

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27 Aug 2006, 9:39 pm

Yeah!!
I'd put spikes it mine to give people nasty bloody fleashwounds.

How do you slove a rubiks cube??

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27 Aug 2006, 10:24 pm

slove? what? oh you surely mean solve...carefully take off the stickers and carefully reapply them in the proper places.

If love conquers all, why is it nothing in tennis?

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28 Aug 2006, 9:04 am

Because NOTHING can conquer the likes of Roger Federer.
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Hey!! You drink and post too??! !! :lol:

I'm working on a Corsendonk Abby Brown Ale Mmmmm Good!! !

Melbourne Bitter here. Bogan chick at heart, really.

Why are hard plastic 3.5" disks still called "floppy"?

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28 Aug 2006, 4:11 pm

They start out floppy then as they grow older they harden.

why are wheels round

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28 Aug 2006, 4:18 pm

[quote="AegNuddel"]carefully take off the stickers and carefully reapply them in the proper places.[quote]

Because all the other shapes ran out.

Why did dinosaurs really die out (not the scientific answer)?

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28 Aug 2006, 5:16 pm

Too much TV not enough hunting.

Why do clothes dryers seem to eat socks?

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28 Aug 2006, 5:37 pm

Because socks are cookies for clothes dryers.

Why is the Sky blue, instead of blue?

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28 Aug 2006, 5:53 pm

Just its color; not its emotion.

Why isn't there an Antarctic winter olympic team? (Besides lack of athletes - they could import them...)

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28 Aug 2006, 8:51 pm

Because nobody wants to admit they lost to a penguin!

If more than one mouse becomes mice, shouldn't two houses be "hice"?

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29 Aug 2006, 12:49 am

No, because this would confuse Germans who'd think you're saying "hot".

Why is poop tapered at both ends??

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29 Aug 2006, 6:28 am

Because poop is a weapon of mass destruction!!

What does A.D.D. stand for?

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29 Aug 2006, 9:04 am

Analogue to Digital Disorder.

Why are plastic notes of more value than cold coins?

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29 Aug 2006, 9:21 am

Because people take note of them more often.

Why are books' spines on the left?

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29 Aug 2006, 9:21 am

they make better music.

Why don't humans have ears like rabbits' ?

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