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18 Dec 2006, 1:50 pm

A piece of paper. :?



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18 Dec 2006, 2:09 pm

A cardboard cut-out of Dawn French


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18 Dec 2006, 2:18 pm

An empty pea -pod.



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18 Dec 2006, 5:12 pm

A Wallaby Jersey


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18 Dec 2006, 6:14 pm

a zombie infested mall.



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18 Dec 2006, 6:18 pm

An indecisive woman with tons of problems. ;)



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18 Dec 2006, 8:59 pm

A roommate who thinks you're cute...and who is male.


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18 Dec 2006, 9:12 pm

A Star Trek jigsaw puzzle, with some of the pieces missing


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18 Dec 2006, 9:13 pm

Broken sunglasses. 8)



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18 Dec 2006, 9:15 pm

"Aussie-Rules" football


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18 Dec 2006, 9:30 pm

A duck-hunting trip to Texas, with Dick Cheney as your guide.


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18 Dec 2006, 10:20 pm

Being stuck on a desert island for a year with a beautiful woman who has everything she needs and wouldn't shag you in a million years.



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19 Dec 2006, 1:30 am

poisoned beer.



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19 Dec 2006, 2:52 am

Genetically engineered giant rats that know how to open doors.


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19 Dec 2006, 3:57 am

A nose job and a mad button thief who steals your big button :lol:



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19 Dec 2006, 7:50 am

A box of fleas.


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