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30 Mar 2015, 10:28 pm

your dog's fleas are not housebroken.



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31 Mar 2015, 12:30 am

somewhere on this planet, a small group of silverfish are planning to shave off your eyebrows and paint you in oil. and then burn it.


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31 Mar 2015, 12:37 am

you have a doppelganger on a newly discovered planet orbiting alpha centauri B, and he is NOT happy.



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31 Mar 2015, 1:45 am

you use slugs instead of cream :P



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31 Mar 2015, 1:53 am

you use slug cream



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31 Mar 2015, 1:58 am

your nails are made of florida arsenic from concentrate and could feed an entire family of saturnians.


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31 Mar 2015, 1:59 am

you eat your nails with a bit of salt and pepper as a snack :P



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31 Mar 2015, 2:00 am

you have an entire family of shrunken saturnians living under your fingernails and toenails.



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31 Mar 2015, 2:05 am

you have an entire family of shrunken trolls living under your armpits :P



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31 Mar 2015, 2:06 am

an army of micro mini-mini-mini-me dwarfs lives in your under-arm hair follicles.



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31 Mar 2015, 2:08 am

there's a whole kingdom of fleas in your nostrils :P



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31 Mar 2015, 2:16 am

there's a whole regiment of army fleas in your ear hair



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31 Mar 2015, 2:17 am

there are lady birds sleeping in your ear hair! :P



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31 Mar 2015, 2:19 am

your ear is so oily the saudi's oil buffs are willing to buy it.


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31 Mar 2015, 2:27 am

but until then they are kept busy with the oil derricks in your ears.



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31 Mar 2015, 8:37 pm

You are obsessed with bringing more oil to the US! :twisted:


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