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04 Dec 2017, 4:09 pm

I don't think bagpipes have been given a fair shake in this country.



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06 Dec 2017, 10:49 am

I happen to like bagpipes LOL

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06 Dec 2017, 11:41 am

Is it okay to eat chocolate mousse when they're not in season?



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06 Dec 2017, 2:48 pm

It doesn't matter when you eat them.

As long you don't hunt and kill the chocolate Mousses out of season!



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07 Dec 2017, 6:07 am

To trees have bark because dogs pee on them?



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07 Dec 2017, 7:19 am

do dogs bark to alert trees to expect a dousing of their bark?



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08 Dec 2017, 11:19 am

I was worried about my friend going mountain-climbing, but he said it will be hard for him to text to tell me he's OK while he's climbing up a mountain, so I told him to only text if he's died...


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09 Dec 2017, 5:06 pm

Why do candles always seem to shrink?



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10 Dec 2017, 12:15 am

why is sugar so fattening?



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10 Dec 2017, 4:06 pm

They're sending some people to visit the Sun. Won't they burn up you ask? No, because they're going at night.



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10 Dec 2017, 5:09 pm

In the 1970s, before inventing the internet, former vice president Al Gore developed a mathematical formula that helped him learn dance moves. He called it an algorithm.



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10 Dec 2017, 6:14 pm

How did they have news reports before the internet?

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I'm going to put a cover over my snowman so that it'd last all year without melting!

I'm sick of being poor, I'm going to buy a lottery ticket then I will have millions in my bank!


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10 Dec 2017, 8:46 pm

who changes the lightbulbs in the sun?



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11 Dec 2017, 6:21 am

Will a tornado blow the sun out?


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11 Dec 2017, 6:23 pm

they call dum-dum bullets that because they blow your brains out, hence you're dum-dum.