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29 Oct 2024, 1:11 pm

Money is small pieces of paper that have developed consciousness and taken over the world, and they now control every aspect of our lives.

What should I have for lunch?

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29 Oct 2024, 1:53 pm

Asbestos Flakes.

How do you fool a robot?

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I am sick, and in so being I am the healthy one.
If my darkness or eccentricity offends you, I don't really care.
I will not apologize for being me.

There is no such thing as perfect. We are beautiful as we are. With all our imperfections, we can do anything.

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29 Oct 2024, 2:37 pm

Install an AI

When will global warming reverse?

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29 Oct 2024, 2:54 pm

When global colding starts. So, the next Friday.

What would you choose, if you could be very clever, very happy, or have a singing rhubarb as a friend for your whole life?

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Either overthink or don't think at all - there's no middle way.

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30 Oct 2024, 12:16 pm

I would choose to be very unsure.

Tell me the story about the headless, legless, and armless corpsman.

utterly absurd
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30 Oct 2024, 1:45 pm

Once upon a time, the headless, legless, and armless corpsman set out to find someone who could give him a head, legs, and arms, only to discover he couldn't walk because he didn't have legs and he couldn't think because he didn't have a head. So he laid down on the ground until he died of starvation because he didn't have a mouth.

What's the worst number of heads to have?

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30 Oct 2024, 4:12 pm

Too few or too many.

Why are there so many unpleasant things in the world?

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30 Oct 2024, 5:21 pm

Because the cosmic felines we used to meet in our dreams have stopped caring and closed themselves off from us.

I forgot to ask.
How did the headless, legless, and armless corpsman lose his head and all his limbs?

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30 Oct 2024, 6:26 pm

Carelessness

If we wanted to find the missing parts, where should we look?

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30 Oct 2024, 6:32 pm

An abandoned gas station lavatory.

How do I renovate my house to turn every room in it into a bathroom and keep it cost effective?

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30 Oct 2024, 8:38 pm

Work with a suitable business partner.

What does the perfect sandwich look like?

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30 Oct 2024, 10:07 pm

Shove 10 million bees in between two bricks. Even better with pickles.

What question has no right or wrong answers?

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31 Oct 2024, 10:02 am

Correct

What is the most incorrect thing ever said?

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01 Nov 2024, 5:52 am

A tautology

Why zombies don't want to eat anything but brains?

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Either overthink or don't think at all - there's no middle way.

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01 Nov 2024, 10:23 am

Because no one is using them.

Why is the little toe so much smaller than the large toe?

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01 Nov 2024, 3:14 pm

Seriously?
How easy would it be to stub a big toe on the OUTSIDE of your foot?

How many angels can dance on the head of a Trump?
And would they be wearing hobnails, cleats, spikes or crampons?

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