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It won't be angels, sort of the reverse, and their footwear would be waders because they know they'll be dancing in muck.

What are the characteristics of the best zombie movies?

The best zombie movies feature just one zombie named Carl, who doesn't do anything scary but just stands in the corner and sneezes a lot for the whole movie.

Why don't we have teeth in our ears?

We do have teeth in our ears!! We use them to ingest "food for thought".

Why is it dark at night?

It's not night...you've gone blind

In what circumstances does 2B OR NOT 2B not equal 1?

2B OR NOT 2B is the Question, so it only equals 1 when 1? (which is always less than B) is not B?, that is, when B is not a question. This is known as Quobbles' Theorem, and an important point is that it only works on Fridays, unless B is defined so that it works on other days.

Why are we all here, when we could be there?

Because if we were there, we'd have to help out with doing the dishes.

Why is the lint in the filter always grey no matter what colors my laundry is in the dryer?

Color is clothing's clothing. It must be taken off before bath and put on again after bath. What remains in the filter are the torn parts of clothes' naked bodies.

How can I make sure the color I actually see when I say "blue" isn't the color you see when you say "red"?

Just pour some paint dye in your eyes. Blue for the left eye and red for the right eye.

Would you rather have a thousand sequels to Plan 9 From Outer Space (You don't have to sit through them though it's optional) or sit through another installment of a recently revived or ongoing franchise repurposed for modern audiences as well as yet another live action Disney remake?

First, I'd wait for the last A Song of Ice and Fire book. Then, play all the major and spinoff Assassin's Creed games available at the moment twice (without patches, so I can enjoy all bugs). Then, hopefully I'll be dead, but if not, I'd watch these Disney wonders. Hope at least it would be The Muppets for a live action remake. With real animals and AI-generated Stellan Skarsgård as the Swedish Chef.

I'm done staring at dirt. What should I do now?

Stare at mud next.

What is the best way to touch grass?

With a bong?

How fast can one stand still or how still can one stand fasting?

I don't fast unless the medical community tells me to fast for some medical test.

Speaking of medical tests, they give me a B+ on blood. Always B+. How can I improve that grade?

Cheat.

What's the best way to consume an ice cream cone?

Put it in your ear and press your nose to start the process of digestion. Alternatively, if your ear is blocked, just put it on your head and let osmosis do the rest.

It looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck - what is it?

Versatile

What is the best age to be a bus driver?

The Iron Age. Everyone else will be in horse-drawn wagons and sailboats. By driving a BUS around you can really impress everyone while offering a useful service.

If you spray anything into the air it spreads out and disperses until is gone. But, clouds are just a bunch of water droplets in the air. Why do clouds have edges?