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It drives us all to drink.

We've seen the horrors of people overdosing on Meth. What would happen if someone overdosed on Math?

It would be a special interest.

What is the best thing about the U.S. election news?

A cookie got at least one vote.

Luke Skywalker on lead guitar.
Han Solo on rhythm guitar.
Darth Vader on bass.
Chewbacca on drums.
Yoda on vocals.

What is the name of this band?

Yodeling Yoda's Metal Midi-chlorians

Can Darth Vader play anything other than imperial march?

He can play Through the Fire and Flames on the Trombone.

What happened to the boy who cried "Jersey Devil! Jersey Devil!"

He wanted to stop crying, but couldn't. The words were coming out from his mouth without his control - "Jersey Devil! Jersey Devil!" - for 13 days and nights, and all people, including his parents, left him alone with his misery. He decided to end his life in the nearby lake, but when he looked on the water surface, there was the devil himself looking at him from the reflection. He stopped crying. "Finally", he said and turned back.

What happens if you gaze long into an abyss?

Cosmic cat eyes will appear and stare back at me.
Yes, I'm one of those special people who understands why the abyss stares back, how literal it actually is and this is it.


Describe the cosmic cat.

Gained Number Post Count (1).
Lose Time (n).

Lose more time here - Updates at least once a week.

Describe? There are plenty of pictures of the comic cat on the Internet! Usually chasing Tweety Bird.

Why does Tweety Bird hang out with Sylvester, though?

It's a symbiotic relationship - Tweety eats worms from Sylvester's ears.

What's the question to the answer "because penguins do not bark"?

"Why do pelicans not meow?"

Why do we look up at the sky when we feel raindrops as if we have no idea where they came from?

It's the coming of the lord and inspires prayer?

What does a snowflake taste like?

It tastes like chicken. Because apparently everything tastes like chicken.

Why don't humans have tails?

Because we chopped them off to prevent us from turning back into apes under the full moon.

You're trapped on the ledge outside a window two stories above the ground, the window is locked, you have to pee, and the PTA is protesting on the street below you. How do you solve all these problems at once?

It's okay, Superman will come and save me and drop me off at a porta-potty.

Why is the plural for goose "geese" but the plural for moose is just "moose" and not "meese"?

Probably for the same reason why plural for choose isn't "cheese" (the chosen one - the cheesen ones).

Why déjà vus happen so often?

Probably for the same reason why plural for choose isn't "cheese" (the chosen one - the cheesen ones).

Why déjà vus happen so often?

Probably for the same reason why plural for choose isn't "cheese" (the chosen one - the cheesen ones).

Why déjà vus happen so often?

Sorry, I was watching history unfold on DVD and I sat on the remote.

Who's idea was it to cook the turkey in the dishwasher?