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The turkey requested it. Something about we need to vacuum more often.

Extremely rich people can buy extremely expensive trips to space.
How can I buy a trip that I can afford?

Just jump, wait for the Earth to turn around under your feet, and land. If you want to go to the Moon or other planet, just jump a bit higher, so that gravitation field of the planet is larger then Earth's - in that case it may be useful to jump from a higher position, e.g. from a tree or International Space Station.

Why do planes use engines during flight? Can't they too just take off, wait for the Earth to turn around, and land?

It's not that simple. The Earth always turns in the same direction at the same speed.
You wouldn't be able to steer. Your choices for destinations would be whatever is to your direct West.

But, how could we get the Earth to rotate in different directions?

Precession? It already does. It just precesses so fast you can't see it.

If you dropped a feather and a bowling ball on Mercury which would taste more like strawberries?

Neither. Just as there's no sound in space, there's no taste on Mercury.

If the Earth turned into a giant bowling ball, what would the Moon turn into?

A terrified celestial body trying very, very hard to not look like a bowling pin.

When?

Crimbo.

Why did Mrs. Claus cheat on Santa with Tony Orlando?

She was confused because they look so much alike.

What is the sexiest thing about Star Trek?

The sexiest thing is that 100% of people who aksed this question are male (who are Double Retired). Or was it "the most sexist"? Idk, you have some strange language on your side of the ocean.

The butler is found dead on the kitchen table. He has a spoon in his left eye, a pitchfork in his right eye, a mixer in his left ear, a large onion in his right ear, and a space shuttle on his chest. He holds a note saying "They, who did it, did it". Potential suspects are: the cook, the gardener, the houselord, the houselord's wife, the houselord's 117 children, the houselord's cat, and the houselord's stick insect. Who killed the butler?

It's his father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

Two cow hating farmers live inside an abandoned pizza hut. What would happen if they were introduced to a sack made of old sacks?

Their pizza box robot would get intensely jealous and fill the toilets with used cooking oil and squirt super glue over their phones.

Which Lego characters would you choose as seahorse jockeys for a seaweed steeplechase?

This guy:

It's Unvacuumed Phallic Deity of Old Valyria. I don't care about the others - this one will win.

How do you create something out of nothing?

We use the medichlorians in the air to create life.

Welcome to MacDawnold's. Would you like to try a Beesechurger or would you like some Chinken Nungets?

I'll have a Sad Meal.

If you're floating 10km above New York, where's the nearest place to get food?

The Big Apple would be the nearest food to eat.

2 + 2 = ?

Train

Why do trains toot?