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25 Nov 2024, 10:11 pm

Cheddar

What the hell convinced a toy company to think a kid's playset about studying radioactive materials (yes, it was a real thing back in the day) was a good idea?

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26 Nov 2024, 2:35 pm

They did not like kids.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

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26 Nov 2024, 3:18 pm

In your brain. Be careful--she might come out when you sneeze.

Why does this question not end in a question mark

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26 Nov 2024, 3:24 pm

Pixels deficiency

Is true love a real thing and if so, where can I buy it?

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26 Nov 2024, 3:33 pm

Double Retired wrote:

They did not like kids.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Carmen street runs between B street and C street in Valencia, Venezuela

https://maps.app.goo.gl/Byx1Wmzq2VCw6rof8

Question above^^

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27 Nov 2024, 12:55 pm

True love can often be found in the scent/bath section of your local Target or the like.

Why do many flashlights have a strobe function? What’s it for?

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27 Nov 2024, 12:58 pm

To use as a weapon against epileptic vampires.

How did Atlantis sink into the ocean?

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27 Nov 2024, 6:19 pm

It slid a little to the left while sinking.

Does the Moon watch the Earth?

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27 Nov 2024, 6:39 pm

Yes. The Eyes on the Moon are always watching. It sends what information it sees back to the Face of Mars.

What kind of monster cuts a cucumber lengthwise?

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27 Nov 2024, 6:42 pm

Humans. Lengthwise slices of cucumber are perfect for a foot-long sub.

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27 Nov 2024, 6:56 pm

Deer human,
You are not asking the right question.
Yours,
Giraffeman

How many secret documents do you keep in your toilet?

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27 Nov 2024, 7:25 pm

It depends. Some of them are hard to digest.

My bride is ADHD. Can I get her an Autism upgrade?

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01 Dec 2024, 8:51 am

No. It is clearly explained in the Holy Book: On the sixth day of Christmas, God took three executively disfunctioning neurons from Autistic Adam's extreme male brain and put them into Eve's frontal lobe. And then God said: "Thou shalt be ADHD Eve and you'll never be as cool as Autistic Adam. Also, don't eat from the Sacred Tree of Normality". And they didn't, cause the fruits looked disgusting.

You have quantum teleported yourself six times. Normally in the process a copy of yourself is created in the destination place and the original you is killed by lethal injection. However, anti-vaccine activists replaced lethal compound with saline and now there are seven versions of yourself. According to Metaphysical Purity Act it's illegal for more than one version of a persion to exist for more than 27m34s. How do you choose which versions of yourself should be killed?

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01 Dec 2024, 10:44 pm

By going "Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, catch a tiger by the toe, if he hollers, let him go, eeny, meeny, miny, MOE!"

Why do so many humans hate everyone who is different from them?

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01 Dec 2024, 11:34 pm

Simple statistics. They have yet to find a human they do not hate.

Why do the hate themselves?

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02 Dec 2024, 12:33 pm

The hate comes from an angry sentient star in space that hates all things and transfers that hate into the nearest vulnerable living beings.

If four out of five doctors agree on a health issue, why doesn't the fifth doctor agree?

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