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19 Dec 2006, 3:34 pm

a lollypop with hair, dirt and something else on it

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19 Dec 2006, 3:37 pm

Being Locked in a room with the key by your side to get out.

Here's the catch, you have no arms or legs to do so and the door is a long way away without your arms and legs. :twisted:

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19 Dec 2006, 4:01 pm

having to go to a alternative reform camp. hehe...get the joke?

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19 Dec 2006, 4:44 pm

I give you a used retainer.

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19 Dec 2006, 5:29 pm

a very confused illegal immigrant from mexico who can only say one word in english: toothpaste

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19 Dec 2006, 6:13 pm

Me teeth could use a little work. :wink:

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19 Dec 2006, 6:21 pm

I received a parcel from someone I don't communicate with anymore an old friend. I opened the gifts and then took them all to the charity shop, they were quite horrendous....But then I sent her a DVD and a good book, manners yer see!

Anyway back to the thread....

27,000 paper cuts. (thats a lot of band aid)

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19 Dec 2006, 6:23 pm

high school musical's sound track

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19 Dec 2006, 6:25 pm

A used Toothpick.

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19 Dec 2006, 7:08 pm

A used wet bus ticket to discarded from a passenger that got off a Bendy Bus

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19 Dec 2006, 7:48 pm

cheetah girls on dvd!

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19 Dec 2006, 7:53 pm

Bread Warmers.

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19 Dec 2006, 7:54 pm

A virus that links to Goatse every time you start your comp.

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19 Dec 2006, 8:02 pm

Rat pellets.

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19 Dec 2006, 8:10 pm

a mandatory invite to listen to a man lecture about car sales and the life of lint

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19 Dec 2006, 8:13 pm

Oprah's underwear.

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