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Trigger11
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31 Aug 2007, 11:05 am

richardbenson wrote:

Obviously I dont listen to the Attorney General about my health.

Nor should you. Maybe the Surgeon General?

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31 Aug 2007, 3:17 pm

I confess...

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NAH. I'm not going to.

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31 Aug 2007, 3:39 pm

I confess to Almighty Aspie{and to you my Asperger brothers & sisters} that I am p***ed-off over this whale-watching trip that is a 2 1/2 hour drive from Portland.
I like whales unless they're in an aquarium tank.

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31 Aug 2007, 3:46 pm

:lol: I confess something is deeply amusing me.

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31 Aug 2007, 5:15 pm

I confess that my mother cheats at video games!

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31 Aug 2007, 6:52 pm

I confess. Any woman that would be interested in me would have to be f****d up mentally.
Just being truthful about this.

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31 Aug 2007, 8:26 pm

I confess, I have a terminal messiah complex. Someone, please do me a sweet lemon and nail me up on a cross somewhere; I've been having a hard time doing it myself.

Guard: Do you know the penalty for harboring a criminal is?
Old man: No.
Guard: Crucifiction!
Old man: Oh. (seems unimpressed)
Guard: (goadinly) Nasty, eh?
Old man: Oh. It could be worse. (still seems unimpressed)
Guard: (incredulous) What do you mean worse?!
Old man: Well you could be stabbed.
Guard: Stabbed?! Takes a second! Crucifiction is a slow, horrible death.
Old man: Well, at least you get all that air.

Good fortune,

- Icarus

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31 Aug 2007, 8:47 pm

Graelwyn wrote:

:lol: I confess something is deeply amusing me.

I confess that I am curious as to what that could be.

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31 Aug 2007, 8:48 pm

Icarus_Falling wrote:

I confess, I have a terminal messiah complex. Someone, please do me a sweet lemon and nail me up on a cross somewhere; I've been having a hard time doing it myself.

I can't be the Good Thief, because I've never stolen anything... but maybe I can be that other guy.

I confess I was wrong about how an old friend of mine would react when I spoke with him.

whiteskunk wrote:

I confess. Any woman that would be interested in me would have to be f**** up mentally.
Just being truthful about this.

I also confess that I think you're probably in luck then, because we women are all screwy.

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31 Aug 2007, 8:51 pm

I confess I feel mute and moot, confused and bemused, annoyed and destroyed...at least those rhyme.

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31 Aug 2007, 8:55 pm

gwenevyn wrote:

I also confess that I think you're probably in luck then, because we women are all screwy.

I confess that I agree with this statement and laughed when I read it. :lol:

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31 Aug 2007, 9:06 pm

Danielismyname wrote:

If one outwardly appears logical, doesn't that mean that one is [from the listener's perspective]? I appear as logical as the next...tortoise; however, I'm a man controlled and led by an emotionally immature boy who’s afraid of everything (which you know). You appear a balanced angelfish to this...stonefish. I appear logical and calm to everyone, however, I'm an emotional mess who's ruled by such; autism keeps it held inside and keeps it festering so it'll always remain a mess. Some of it escapes through the cracks in my shell, which you...triggered (which is another thing I'm eternally thankful for).

From the listener's perspective, yes. That doesn't mean the listener is always right though. (I know. I'll learn how to properly react to that all one day.) Ha, you appear balanced to me. Oh well. Probably neither of us are. Festering emotion isn't good; that I know...

Danielismyname wrote:

Hey, if you can read and understand me; you can read as well as everyone I've seen swimming in this dead sea (I've seen some pretty smart fish who've totally seen through me and into...confusion). It might make the time go quicker with a cracked skull -- due to said time never happening.

I meant read as in basic words (skull and shell aren't really the same thing, although a skull is sort of a shell, in an entirely different sense). Yeah, for the person with the cracked skull. It wouldn't for the other.

Danielismyname wrote:

*Daniel walked into that one* Now you see the logic within thee ("I'm only as intelligent as the listener").

Yeah, you did. Thanks for doing so. Nah, I'm just looping in circles. (That would be... depressing in some cases. Not this, but in other times.)

I confess there is a reason I've gotten up at 6 AM every school morning for the past five years. It's not because I actually need an hour to get dressed, ect. but because I need an hour to actually wake up. Without it, I'm in a half sleeping state for the rest of the day unless I take a nap later. I confess that was the case today (my alarm didn't go off), but I took a nap, so I'm now very awake.

Oh, and Icarus - the essay was marked "very creative" but next time I should "choose something more solid".

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31 Aug 2007, 9:25 pm

whiteskunk wrote:

I confess. Any woman that would be interested in me would have to be f**** up mentally.
Just being truthful about this.

[qoute="gwenevyn]I also confess that I think you're probably in luck then, because we women are all screwy.

[/quote]

Who's kidding. A woman would really have to be seriously messed up to even go out with me.

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31 Aug 2007, 9:41 pm

whiteskunk wrote:

I confess. Any woman that would be interested in me would have to be f**** up mentally.
Just being truthful about this.

[quote="gwenevyn]I also confess that I think you're probably in luck then, because we women are all screwy.

Who's kidding? A woman would really have to be seriously messed up to even go out with me.

I confess that if I was a girl, I would go out with you. :lol:

I also confess that I am not a girl, so sorry!

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31 Aug 2007, 10:03 pm

Trigger11 wrote:

whiteskunk wrote:

I confess. Any woman that would be interested in me would have to be f**** up mentally.
Just being truthful about this.

[quote="gwenevyn]I also confess that I think you're probably in luck then, because we women are all screwy.

Who's kidding? A woman would really have to be seriously messed up to even go out with me.

I confess that if I was a girl, I would go out with you. :lol:

I also confess that I am not a girl, so sorry!

[/quote]

I don't swing that way either.

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31 Aug 2007, 11:23 pm

whiteskunk wrote:

I confess. Any woman that would be interested in me would have to be f**** up mentally.
Just being truthful about this.

I confess that I concur with this statement.

I confess the same is true the other way around..

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