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02 Mar 2021, 8:57 am

It's a popular way to socialize.

How to make mud?


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02 Mar 2021, 8:59 am

Mix equal parts of cocoa beans, maple syrup, and spam.
Bake for 40 minutes at 350, or until desired crispness is achieved.

How to make amends?


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02 Mar 2021, 9:06 am

Get an A and mend it with S.

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02 Mar 2021, 9:17 am

The God of Prisms

Why do people have to remove inspection stickers on their cars with an old-fashioned razor blade?



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02 Mar 2021, 9:30 am

Because the newer fashion razor blades only replace old stickers with new ones.

Do you hold World Record in something?


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02 Mar 2021, 9:33 am

I hold the world record because I've gone approximately 22,000 days without setting a world record.

Do you realize that a "world record" proves the flat-earthers right?



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02 Mar 2021, 9:43 am

Actually, "world record" couldn't be possible if the world wasn't tape-shaped.

What is a light year?


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02 Mar 2021, 9:53 am

A year that's not heavy.

How do you feel about abstract concreteness?



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02 Mar 2021, 10:01 am

to keep them from feeling outright overwhelming rage. :idea:

how heavy is heavy water?



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02 Mar 2021, 10:04 am

A couple of Angstrom units heavier.

Should Adam Ant actually be called Atom Ant?



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02 Mar 2021, 10:05 am

Yes, his middle name is Tom.

What is a symphony?


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02 Mar 2021, 10:08 am

A phony symptom.

Why was touch-tone such a luxury in the 1970s?



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02 Mar 2021, 10:15 am

It was true vintage at the time.

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02 Mar 2021, 10:28 am

When a bad king reigns, it pours!

How can you tell if a person is a punning pugilist?



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02 Mar 2021, 10:29 am

when his brother is a cunning linguist.

how old is old?



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02 Mar 2021, 10:56 am

About as old as old hat.

Does old hat mean that something is passe?