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27 Dec 2024, 8:03 pm

Because your phone is more of a dog person.

How do we know the sky is really blue and not pink, and it just *looks* blue to our eyes, but it's really pink?

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27 Dec 2024, 8:36 pm

Wrong! It's Purple.

Which two teams would you like to see compete in the next World Series Bowl?

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27 Dec 2024, 11:21 pm

The Waukesha Walruses and the Oconomowoc Potato-geese.

(Try pronouncing Wisconsin towns sometime ... great names here)

Who will be the most important person in the world in 2030?

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28 Dec 2024, 4:32 pm

ME!

Did you believe that?

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31 Dec 2024, 5:29 pm

Of course. "Wrong Answers Only" is one of the most credible sources of information known to humanity. If it had come from "Right Answers Only" I'd be more skeptical.

What is grammatically incorrect about this sentence?

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31 Dec 2024, 6:18 pm

You forgot to add the quotation points.

Two tacos for bread and in the middle, ten tacos. What culinary abomination did I just create?

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31 Dec 2024, 7:17 pm

A taco stand.

What is the best cut of meat to celebrate New Year's Eve with?

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06 Jan 2025, 7:37 pm

Meet me.

What will be the best things about 2025?

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07 Jan 2025, 10:47 pm

We will all temporarily become frogs during the month of May, and when we change back to humans all our problems will be magically solved, but also everyone will be bald.

What's the easiest way to purée my laptop?

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08 Jan 2025, 4:22 pm

Use a circular saw to cut the laptop into reasonably-sized pieces and feed them into a blender.
Coincidentally, this is also the best way to remove sensitive information from your laptop.

Considering that "laptop" is a computer you can put on your lap, and that smartphones are computers...should smartphones be called "palmtops"?

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21 Jan 2025, 5:36 pm

Well. The answers to that question have been fantastic!!

Did you know that we've had two weeks of rich back-and-forth on this thread but we used disappearing ink?

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21 Jan 2025, 5:44 pm

Yes, I did know because I have special glasses that can read disappearing ink. You can have them too for 8 billion dollars.

Why isn't the ° symbol on a standard keyboard?

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21 Jan 2025, 9:25 pm

Because it makes those with no tertiary education feel stupid.

Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong and how did they avoid a custodial sentence?

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22 Jan 2025, 1:03 am

A good lawyer.

What are potatoes

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22 Jan 2025, 1:20 am

A small stem-mammal, endemic to Australia and South America and considered endangered by conservation societies.

Why can't we be friends?
(Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?)

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22 Jan 2025, 1:27 am

Because we’re just dusty muppets in a war*

Why do some fabrics and patterns look so tasty?

*reference to that one muppet show segment where they sing that song

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