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22 Jan 2025, 10:15 am

Because they're made from cake.

What song did the fat lady sing to signal the end of the show's performance?


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22 Jan 2025, 11:03 am

Aspiegaming wrote:
Because they're made from cake.

What song did the fat lady sing to signal the end of the show's performance?


Time 4 Sum Aktion

What key is Drake most comfortable in?


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22 Jan 2025, 11:51 am

Key West

Why not Key East?


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22 Jan 2025, 11:53 am

Because Key East goes through a field of rabid hungry man eating gophers.

What are the similarities between a bucket and a tractor?


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22 Jan 2025, 1:33 pm

They both have really big noses.

Why does the least healthy food also taste the best?


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22 Jan 2025, 4:11 pm

Elmers glue.


Why does atomic repulsion happen?


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22 Jan 2025, 7:33 pm

Because some atoms are repulsed at the idea of being a small part of a greater existence.

What is the seventh vowel and how do you pronounce it?


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24 Jan 2025, 12:26 pm

"T", and you pronouce it with a kind of gargling sound in the back of the throat. (It isn't "w." Don't listen to the Welsh They're wrong.)

You can tune a piano, but can you tune a fish?


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24 Jan 2025, 8:10 pm

Of course you can. Just run a stick through its mouth and play it like a xylophone over an open flame.

What food comes in the flavors of bacon, ham, pepperoni, and chocolate chip?


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25 Jan 2025, 12:29 am

Human flesh and uncooked 25 pound goldfish.


What food would you rather eat grass for?


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28 Jan 2025, 12:35 am

Stinky putrid whispers of kalamata olives *shudder*



How do i prepare this meal of grass?


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28 Jan 2025, 4:12 am

You're supposed to let a cow chew it first then eat it while it's mushy. Add manure for extra flavor.

There are so many good songs with a color name in the title. Purple rain, pretty in pink, blue (da ba dee), yellow submarine, dirty red, back in black, etc.

What would be a good song title to include burnt sienna and what music artist should perform it?


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28 Jan 2025, 11:02 am

"Hail to the Chief" Diddy

Why is there snow on the ground here?


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28 Jan 2025, 11:43 am

It's actually cowpat that looked like snow.
Whichever cow that crapped the thing is likely cursed.


How much blood does a human need to live at minimum?


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28 Jan 2025, 11:56 am

No more than a pint.

The category is banana! What is your response?


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28 Jan 2025, 11:59 am

Bakana?!

What is the air speed of an unladen swallow?


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