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28 Jan 2025, 12:16 pm

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Bakana?!

What is the air speed of an unladen swallow?

What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?


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03 Feb 2025, 12:59 pm

An Unladen Swallow. That's a province of Iceland.

What should my bride and I have for supper?


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03 Feb 2025, 2:22 pm

Table wood.

Why is a horse a horse of course? (Wrong answer MUST rhyme.)


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03 Feb 2025, 3:41 pm

For the nag lags when chasing rags, and a throbbin' dobbin ends up sobbin'.

Why is my unicorn pooping in monochrome?



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08 Feb 2025, 10:00 pm

Not enough variety in its diet.

When will the world become a happy place to live?


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08 Feb 2025, 10:12 pm

As soon as stop asking that and start asking the more important question:

If mice wore clothes, what would they wear?


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09 Feb 2025, 3:27 pm

A hat with ears.

Where on Earth is San Diego?


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15 Feb 2025, 12:04 pm

San Diego is not on Earth. It's a planet on the far side of the crab nebula.

What do we celebrate on St. Frankenstein's Day?


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15 Feb 2025, 12:26 pm

It's in Smarch, known for it's lousy Smarch weather.

If we are all made of stars, why aren't we brighter?


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15 Feb 2025, 5:54 pm

We're made of really cheap stars. Fireflies are made of the good kind.

What's the best thing to do when it snows?


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15 Feb 2025, 6:56 pm

You should already snow that.

What is the best TV show ever shown on America television?


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19 Feb 2025, 6:28 pm

That one--I can't remember what it's called. About the dog and the refrigerator and the soup. Or maybe it was a cat. No, I think it was a dog. Actually, was it--no it was a dog. Or maybe a pig. Anyway, some things happen on it, I can't remember what exactly. It's really good though. I think. Or maybe it's--no it is, it is good.

What number am I not thinking of?


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20 Feb 2025, 12:06 pm

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What's the best thing to do when it snows?

Cry.


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20 Feb 2025, 12:12 pm

What should I cry? "ZERO" because that is the number it would be utterly absurd to think about right now.

What are Trump's strong points?


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20 Feb 2025, 12:17 pm

His enlightened attitude towards women, race relations, foreign policy, and overall well-informed emphasis on humanistic values.

Same question.


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20 Feb 2025, 3:18 pm

His ability to believe the stuff he makes up and allows to projectile vomit from his oral sphincter.
His ability to point the finger at his fellow countrymen and get half of them to disparage and hate the other half.
The way he can lie continuously yet get so many people to ignore logic and fact and hurt themselves.

It is a good question...I shall leave it hanging for the next person.