fluffysaurus wrote:
Darmok wrote:
OMG, our British readers need to advise on this again. The Weekly World News at the drugstore says that The Queen has ordered Charles to divorce Camilla or she will appoint William the king! And not only that, Meghan has refused to allow Harry's secret love-child into the palace and is threatening to run off with some Captain of the Guard unless Harry complies! It was on the front page so it must be true. But still I wonder...
It's not the Captain of the Guard (which is a made up Hollywood title anyway) it's the milk man. And The Queen would never want Camilla out, she supplies the best weed.
But gold star for Darmok for not referring to Her Majesty as The Queen of England.

Oh, what a relief! And I will right away give the star a place of honour on my sash, along with my woodcraft merit badge and other awards.
I have faith the The Queen will take care of everything that needs to be taken care of.
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