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It did. But then it started again almost immediately. The lights flickered but other than that you'd hardly notice.

What happens if you keep going West?

We don't use that word. There's nothing out there in that direction. Only oblivion.

Suddenly Pineapples!
Why haven't the pineapples improved my situation?

Because the name is all wrong - it's not an apple growing on a pine tree.

Why is kiwi fruit's skin so hairy?

Because it forgot to shave.

When a kiwi remembers to shave, what outfit can it wear that will make it look sexy?

Lumberjack top, legs, hat and boots.

How to become a lumberjack?

cut down trees,
eat your lunch,
go to the lavatory,
On Wednesdays - go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea

skip and jump,
press wild flowers
put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

Oh...and carry a big sharp axe... Everyone will be ok with that.

What would you like to call the next Kuiper belt planetoid found?

Home.

Who should I allow to visit me in the Kuiper Belt?

Only people who mispronounce "Kuiper".

How does one become a beaver?

There's a special ritual where you smudge a bit of beaver's fur on your chest and buttocks. Then you utter a magic spell and proceed to build a dam.

How to become a witch?

There's a special ritual where you smudge a bit of witch's brew on your chest and buttocks. Then you utter a magic spell and proceed to say bad words.

What organization do all witches belong to?

Joint United Witches Programme on Safe Spell Administration

How to become a witcher?

Learn how to use magic to turn men into witches.

Which witch is which?

The one with a wrench is a wench. You don't want to know the one who is always itching.

What happens when witchcraft is used in U.S. politics?

Weather control!


Why is a weather changing device considered a super weapon when the intent was to stave off 25+ storms in a particular area per year?

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The first prototype was invented by Dr. Micksonmatch for a good cause, but was stolen by terrorists who used it to create extremely bad weather to keep other countries' armies from reaching their secret base while also sending bad weather elsewhere in the world.

Where can I find a fish that can grant me a wish? Answer in rhyme

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There...my answer is in "rhyme". I'm unclear on how that makes it a better answer, though.

What are some other uses of "rhyme"?