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23 Jul 2016, 7:22 pm

I want to die in my sleep too but you can want in one hand and piss in the other and see which one fills faster.

With my current luck, I'll probably get my head slowly chopped off by ISIS with a pair of finger nail clippers with no pain meds but by God you can be assured that the people doing it will know what Lord I believe in.

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23 Jul 2016, 7:35 pm

dying choked in your own vomit is not sexy

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23 Jul 2016, 8:03 pm

Drowning would be sexy.
Except when you bloat up and get nibbled on by aquatic creatures.
Not sexy.

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23 Jul 2016, 8:04 pm

Raleigh wrote:

Drowning would be sexy.
Except when you bloat up and get nibbled on by aquatic creatures.
Not sexy.

but then there's the sexy csi investigator all over you, and you'll be on tv

silver lining...

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23 Jul 2016, 8:07 pm

Raleigh: It's just a small farm, with two little horses and some cows that basically belong to their neighbours. I've read around three and a half books today [one of them around 600 pages].

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23 Jul 2016, 8:24 pm

anagram wrote:

Raleigh wrote:

Drowning would be sexy.
Except when you bloat up and get nibbled on by aquatic creatures.
Not sexy.

but then there's the sexy csi investigator all over you, and you'll be on tv

silver lining...

I wonder if body bags have silver lining.
That would be quite ironic...

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23 Jul 2016, 8:27 pm

anagram wrote:

Raleigh wrote:

Drowning would be sexy.
Except when you bloat up and get nibbled on by aquatic creatures.
Not sexy.

but then there's the sexy csi investigator all over you, and you'll be on tv

silver lining...

s**t dude, you're the one on fire, not I...

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23 Jul 2016, 8:35 pm

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s**t dude, you're the one on fire, not I...

well,

Raleigh wrote:

I wonder if body bags have silver lining.
That would be quite ironic...

...i think we should call the firefighters

but we can wait a little, of course. it's not like there's a cat on a tree to be saved

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23 Jul 2016, 9:30 pm

what about natural disasters. a cute earthquake, floods

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23 Jul 2016, 9:32 pm

I was normal fifty-one cats ago.

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23 Jul 2016, 9:54 pm

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what about natural disasters. a cute earthquake, floods

Well if you want a serious answer which I am sure you don't, from a purely Christian stand point from Christian doctrine which is what I believe (Thats not to say you have to). The world was knocked off its axis during the Genesis flood, before that the bible speaks of prefect weather and a firmament in the sky made of water. One could conclude that this firmament is what makes up our sea. My theory in all this? I believe an asteroid hit the Earth and tore through the firmament which led to the flood. This theory fits both science and the bible, as science speculates that an asteroid stuck the Earth a long time ago.

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23 Jul 2016, 9:58 pm

Finally found some adult colouring pages I can relate to:

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23 Jul 2016, 10:08 pm

dcj123 wrote:

awkward facepalm wrote:

what about natural disasters. a cute earthquake, floods

You know, I get that I come across as a religious nut but you can't deny that would be a pretty awesome visual if I am right but I suspect this generation will have some pretty awesome visuals in the sky soon enough.

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23 Jul 2016, 10:10 pm

Raleigh wrote:

Finally found some adult colouring pages I can relate to:

Source page?

I am going to beat my printer until it works again.

Art sounds like a good idea, what do you think I should draw?

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23 Jul 2016, 10:13 pm

^ I'm into skulls atm.

I just found this one:

They're on Pinterest: https://au.pinterest.com/pin/507710557974659119/

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