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No, they are an alternative paint product and sports utility.

How many licks does it take to get to the creamy caramel center of a radioactive isotope?

27,5

How many scoops of ice cream are enough to cause a throatache?

However many you can shove up your nose before you sneeze.

Why can't you eat through your nose?

Because the nostrils are actually two worms. Nose hole itself is actually the mouth, and they excrete just above/behind the uvula.

The worms just eats it or rejects it. Doesn't matter what your conscious choice was.



How does one get rid of said worms?

Gained Number Post Count (1).
Lose Time (n).

Lose more time here - Updates at least once a week.

COVID19 meds

What's the difference between COVID19 and COVID19 Pro?

COVID19 Pro is already AMT-enabled so one can be remotely controlled by government without prior vaccination, meanwhile COVID19 has only ME which in order to make it usable for government one has to be vaccinated.

What's the fastest way to charge an EV?

Pour some nitroglycerin in the tank and shake well.

How do I advertise my newest junk food product Chimps, potato chips made from shredded chimpanzees?

Have the macots be chimpanzees dress extra fly and accessorized with fancy hats, a large feather, and a walking cane. Call the brand Chimpin'. Make the bags look like bananas and have them open easier at the side opposite the stems.

What makes people go bananas for Chimpin'?

That would be our new flavor Chocolate Chimpin made from real Monkey Manure.

Some kind of bug, some kind of slug, and some kind of Portuguese Manowar Jellyfish. What comes next in this pattern?

Probably some kind of Siberian carnivorous palm tree--they're known to prey on the previous three whenever they're lined up like that.

If chairs could walk, where would they go?

Without fuel? Nowhere. Even if you tanked one, they are still not homologated to walk on streets. If that chair was tanked and homologated for street use, it would walk to Lubelskie voivodeship (Poland) because theoretically it's the best habitat for walking chairs with homologation.

Are butterflies flying butter or buttered flies?

They're called butterflies because their legs are actually butter knife blades. If you let one in, they'll gladly butter your toast for you in exchange for honeydew.

What two things go well together like peanut butter and evil peanut butter?

A bottle of spray tan and dougnuts.
What do you call a wireless prison?

5G

Where is time?

There is no time.

What were the 10 Condiments of God?

They were delicious!

Why do they make computer screens so they only light-up on the side facing you, not all the way around?