Darmok wrote:
OMG!! The Weekly World News at the grocery store says The Queen has disowned Meghan and Harry! Can this be true?? "You're both dead to me," she said!
Can any of our UK readers confirm this? (I know Fluffy has insider friends at Buck House.) And is it true that Harry and some of his army buddies are threatening to seize Gibraltar in retaliation??

Sorry for the late response but I needed to confer with you know who. First part completely true apparently over
our national dish, Marmite. Megan refused to try it, Harry wanted to give her more time to come around, but the
Queen is out of patience.
Seize Gib? absolutely not possible. Army buddies? lol Gib is heavily defended by

They have been trained by The Royal Marines so they are fully commando (as you can see in the pic

)
What kind of medieval barbarisms are they inflicting on this poor girl?? Meghan, come home to America! All is forgiven!
And with regard to barbarism of that other kind, you shouldn't be so confident about the trustworthiness of "your" apes. If they switch sides and join Harry, the old House of Windsor would be routed in short order methinks.