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31 Aug 2006, 2:58 pm

More than one is preferable.


What is the meaning of mathematical efficiency?



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31 Aug 2006, 3:03 pm

Go to www.wrongplanet.com to find out.

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31 Aug 2006, 3:33 pm

Because of the water and the cool patterns it makes.

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31 Aug 2006, 3:43 pm

They try to do sadistic and unorthodox things to you, but they can't get to you because they are so small.

Do cows go to heaven?



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31 Aug 2006, 3:59 pm

Of course. Holy cow!

What if I had chosen something else for lunch?



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31 Aug 2006, 5:08 pm

Then what you did eat wouldn't be gone (unless someone else ate it)

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31 Aug 2006, 6:07 pm

Sorry, not me.

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31 Aug 2006, 7:03 pm

Elbow room


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31 Aug 2006, 8:36 pm

Don't go

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31 Aug 2006, 10:22 pm

A jackass is a person, and the other two are animals.

Why do Incubus Nightmares try to Shag women?



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31 Aug 2006, 11:27 pm

Because Incubus have good taste!!

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01 Sep 2006, 9:41 am

It's because she was looking for Austin Powers.

Why do people tend to stay away from McDonald's fries?


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01 Sep 2006, 11:22 am

McFries don't have enough curves and angles.

What does McDonalds serve in Tokyo?



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01 Sep 2006, 2:18 pm

The same as they do in any other country.

Who invented Mcdonalds?



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01 Sep 2006, 2:41 pm

The same evil space-aliens that invented Wal-Mart

What does it take to get Muslims to drink alcohol, have thier women run around in bikinis, and take a chill-pill??



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01 Sep 2006, 2:55 pm

A pat on the back and an injection of...erm...we won't go any further.


Who invented talking?