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19 Dec 2006, 8:15 pm

8O oh, you are cruellll...

you've been invited to go on dr. phil!

*hands you cards* this is what you'll be saying


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19 Dec 2006, 8:17 pm

Oh no!! !! !! !!
I think you're the NEXT GUEST ON DR.PHIL!! !!
''What were you thinkin?'' He exclaims.



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19 Dec 2006, 8:19 pm

ermmm...*reads from card* it were the drugs. you know us new awlens peoples. luckily, i get sista sara out of the cellar 'fore it blow up.

huh?

you get...techno music


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19 Dec 2006, 8:21 pm

You get Dr.Phil's book called Family First. It might help with them drugs.



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19 Dec 2006, 9:21 pm

A pendulum.



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19 Dec 2006, 9:24 pm

A Flu that's so bad, that you have to wear an Adult Pull-up. :lol:



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19 Dec 2006, 9:26 pm

ouch. that's good.

a routemaster that has the top blown off.



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19 Dec 2006, 9:33 pm

a clod of dirt


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19 Dec 2006, 9:49 pm

Blackbeard's black beard.


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19 Dec 2006, 9:50 pm

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19 Dec 2006, 9:52 pm

a chewed-up pencil.



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19 Dec 2006, 9:54 pm

My Aunt Petunia as your blushing bride.



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19 Dec 2006, 9:57 pm

A butterdog



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19 Dec 2006, 9:58 pm

A decomposed hand fresh from the morgue.



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19 Dec 2006, 9:59 pm

A creature that eats butterflies.


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19 Dec 2006, 10:00 pm

a creature that eats werberts and slowly digests them


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