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KyleTheGhost
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24 Dec 2015, 5:06 am

Who? What? When? Where? Why?


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24 Dec 2015, 5:10 am

So many questions?

Santa resigned, citing a headache!


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24 Dec 2015, 5:11 am

Resigned? But who will deliver the presents for all the kids? 8O


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24 Dec 2015, 5:56 am

Wanted:

Temporary Santa Substitute.

Must be comfortable with heights

Like reindeer

Able to lift many packages at once.

Really, really like cookies and milk

Enjoy wearing the color red.

Able to grow an impressive beard in less than 24 hours

Any other requirements, anyone?


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24 Dec 2015, 8:04 am

Must be able to work really, really quickly.


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24 Dec 2015, 1:00 pm

Must have no objection to picking up reindeer droppings from people's roofs.


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24 Dec 2015, 2:37 pm

Must have no fear of FALLING OFF the roof. 8O


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25 Dec 2015, 5:37 am

Must also be able to improvise if a house has no chimney.

Merry Christmas, Kip! :santa: :rendeer:


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25 Dec 2015, 7:19 am

Merry Christmas,Kip! :D
And thank you very much to be our mod!!


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25 Dec 2015, 6:45 pm

thanks!! 8) (it has been 13 months already???)

KyleTheGhost wrote:
Must also be able to improvise if a house has no chimney.


must be able to quickly remove soot if the house does have a chimney.


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26 Dec 2015, 5:13 am

Must be able to improvise if there is a fire in the fireplace.


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26 Dec 2015, 5:16 am

Could he stamp it out with his boots?


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26 Dec 2015, 5:18 am

Not if it was a fairly big fire. His suit would get caught in it, too.


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26 Dec 2015, 6:04 am

If he fell down the chimney his sheer weight would smother the fire!


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26 Dec 2015, 4:23 pm

uhmmm who keeps a fire on overnight? :? :)


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26 Dec 2015, 5:35 pm

The Grinch does.............

He hates Christmas!


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