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Look, if the evening news bothers you that much JUST TURN THE TV OFF!!

What should I do instead of watching the evening news?

By watching the morning olds.

If the glass slippers were magically designed to fit Cinderella's feel perfectly, why did she still lose one at the ball?

She applies butter to her feet daily. That night, she used too much butter.

What is the next fashion trend that we'll all be wearing in ten years time?

Ten year-old clothes. (Though, eventually, newer clothes will be available again.)

What are the three strangest movies ever made?

The last three Three Stooges movies.

Why does everything good for you taste bad?

You bought too much and then stored it too long before you tasted it.

Shouldn't we just let robots run everything?

Nope! Just simple things like the distribution of the few foundational units of the world economy.

What would happen if all records of dollars and euros were instantly erased?

We would have to revert to vinyl records.

What is the best TV show ever broadcast in English?

The Kim Jong Un Show dubbed by real Korean Voice Actors doing a broken English poor impression of English accents.

Would you rather watch the film Ernest Goes to Space or watch the film Ernest Stays Home and Files His Taxes?

It depends if his visit to his accountant is included.

Why do my bride and I give peanuts to the squirrels?

The Squirrels demand peanuts as tribute. If you do not comply, they will demand a virgin blood sacrifice to atone.

What is the word that is best described as "in, at, or of this place or position"?

The standard theory is that it's "gobbledygook", but new evidence suggests it might be "hobnob" or even "nitwit".

When will we all become horses?

When pegasus God descends onto the Earth and decides who gets to be a majestic horse and who else gets to be ugly mules.

What is inside Pantera's Box?

Unreleased songs that represent the love they keep boxed away: Ear for Peace, Dudes from Heaven, Maternity Ward Conveyor, They're Fixed, Stay, and Collaboration

What's the preferred cigarette of 9 out of 10 marathon runners?

Sea Turtle cigs, made from the best turtle poop.

A short film about a car crash where the victims can't act and the paramedics forget their lines. What should its title be?

Russo-Canadian Cross-dresser Club Tea Party.

Are hamsters a good rocket propellant?