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Very Much So. Especially When They Are Peeing, As The Pee Stream Pushes The Rocket High Into The Air.

Who Is This?

You.

Why does your head look like a fish wearing a mask?

THIS IS WRONG ANSWERS ONLY NOT RIGHT ANSWERS ONLY LOL

Anyways It's Because IT IS A Fish Wearing A Mask!

Where Is Malta Located?

Where the malt is, just follow the trail.

What's the difference between six and half a dozen?

Six is six (6) and half dozen is half (.5). Since it's 12 times smaller than six it's called "dozen"

Is Scotland a real country?

Scotland is not a country. Also called an iambic meter, a Scotland yard has 13" per foot. It's the main reason Customs wanted the EU to leave the UK.

What is the definition of the word hello?

The definition of "hello" involves coarse/obscene language that I would not use.

What is the definition of "cornflake"?

A cornflake is when someone cancels plans with short notice by using an overly safe and thus disappointing attempt at humor.

What ship was Capt Crunch in command of, and what famous battle did he fight in?

He was never a captain in charge of any vessel, but rather perpetrated stolen valor.

What's the first thing Neil Armstrong said when he stepped onto the moon?

"God It Stinks Here."

What Is Dandy's World?

It's a world where dandies prance around with heads full of eyeballs.

Who's a "Grim bloody fable, with an unhappy, bloody end"?

Your Mom.

What Do Frog Legs Taste Like?

Like frog arms, only more so.

Where are the strongest winds on Earth?

The strongest winds on Earth are always located around a person is exited to finally go on a camping trip with his resistant family, but he is ill-prepared to start a campfire.

What percentage of cases lie within one neuro deviation from the mean in an abnormal distribution?

Trick question. The answer cannot be expressed through a percentage, only through interpretative dance and even then only by a dancer who is heavily greased.

How do you cool down a car on a hot day?

The easiest way is to destroy the Sun so it won't be hot anymore. Just make sure you put it back before people start getting mad.

What's the simplest recipe for a homemade frog?