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i am the monkey man, come here anhd shake my monkey hand

... and apparently schizophrenic.

God, February is stupid. I haven't had a good one in at least 5 years- and even then, my memory's become too hazy to be sure.

What a dumb month.

It doesn't have enough days, and even then it can't decide how many days that is.

It comes during a depressing time of the year.

It has the wrong holiday. Valentine's day? In winter? Isn't spring supposed to be the season of romance? If anything, February needs some holiday like the 4th where we have an excuse for lights and fireworks. It's dark, dreary, cold and depressing- perfect time to explode things.

I was born in it.

Funny, I was having similar thoughts, a little earlier.





To eat, or not to eat, that is my question?

I hate Fords they are the most stupid cars. Same with prefects - stuck up and think their s**t don't stink. Beleive me it would be WORSE than others They think that they are alike to politicians and every one knows they are full of it..

"God damn! I'm so good' - This is what they think about themselves. Most people like them because of this confidence but it isnt - They are the most self concieted arrogant people. I can see straight through it. They even con themselves they beleive they are this good and don't realise how ugly, like a feral pig they are when you get to really know them - you see this truth.

^^Interesting. What's your opinion on kids?

I hate the mall

My wife came in here to have me sample some crap she made which I told her last night I wouldn't be interested in. But tonight she made it and assumed, for whatever reason, that I would want to try it. So after rejecting it initially I decided to be nice and taste it. Not my cup of tea so I told her that. She called me an ungrateful prick (which might have bothered me if it had been the first time I'd ever been called that) and got pissed. She turned off my light and my fan and squirted water on my monitor and keyboard. I really wanted to "meltdown" upside her head.

Not much going on here.

I can handle your telling me
what I did or didn't do
And I can handle your interpretations
but please don't mix the two.

If you want to confuse any issue,
I can tell you know how to do it:
Mix together what I do
with how you react to it.

Tell me that you're disappointed
with that I don't understand, you see
But calling me "irresponsible"
& childish is no way to motivate me.

And tell me that you're feeling hurt
when I say "no" to your advances,
But calling me a frigid
won't increase your future chances.

Yes, I can handle your telling me
what I did or didn't do,
And I can handle your interpretations,
but please don't mix the two.

When the other person
hears a demand from us,
they see two options:
submit or rebel.

It's a demand if the
speaker then criticizes
or judges.