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04 Sep 2019, 12:15 am

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04 Sep 2019, 12:55 am

martianprincess wrote:

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Local police radio: officers investigating a school fax machine that keeps calling 911.

That's so creepy, I love it. :skull:

Although I'm sure there's some reasonable explanation, how boring.

I'm thinking alien consciousness trapped in a fax machine's circuits, crying for help.

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04 Sep 2019, 7:36 am

Darmok wrote:

martianprincess wrote:

Darmok wrote:

Local police radio: officers investigating a school fax machine that keeps calling 911.

That's so creepy, I love it. :skull:

Although I'm sure there's some reasonable explanation, how boring.

I'm thinking alien consciousness trapped in a fax machine's circuits, crying for help.

Don't be absurd. There are much more rational explanations such as the fax machine is possessed by a ghost crying for help or a demon pulling a prank.

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05 Sep 2019, 10:45 am

You bastards

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05 Sep 2019, 10:49 am

^ Noooo!

I ran out of milk a few months ago
So I no longer have the level of tea making stress I used to have

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05 Sep 2019, 10:53 am

IsabellaLinton wrote:

Haha!

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05 Sep 2019, 10:59 am

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^ Noooo!

I ran out of milk a few months ago
So I no longer have the level of tea making stress I used to have

Before I offer you you any sympathy I need to know which side you are on.

Did you say Noooo because you felt sorry for Mr Bunny ( aka Ferris )

Or did you say no due to his tea making skills.

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05 Sep 2019, 11:03 am

Bunnies who put the milk in first must die

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05 Sep 2019, 11:07 am

^ Mrs Ferris says the say same but you can both f**k off

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05 Sep 2019, 11:14 am

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Mrs Ferris says the say same but you can both f**k off

^ I see you've developed the "I put the milk in first" delayed stutter.

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05 Sep 2019, 11:40 am

^
I am genuinely sorry that you ran out of milk a few months ago and I'm glad you no longer have stress about your tea making.

But if you dis my tea making abilities , you dis my grandfathers tea making abilities and I draw the line at family insults.

Do one

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05 Sep 2019, 11:57 am

Had to relearn the tea making skills.
Like you have to boil the water before pouring it in the cup. :roll:
Who knew?

But yeah, I went black and I never went back.

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05 Sep 2019, 11:58 am

I prefer to squeeze lemons, instead of using milk.

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05 Sep 2019, 12:30 pm

Raleigh wrote:

Had to relearn the tea making skills.
Like you have to boil the water before pouring it in the cup. :roll:

Who knew?

But yeah, I went black and I never went back.

I've never had to relearn tea skills ( despite what you think

)

It did take a while for me to process more than one sentence of txt at a time and cooking went out the window , I felt like I had skills of a baby .

I find it weird that's it's possible to tell if water is boiled by just the noise it makes when it's poured into a cup

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05 Sep 2019, 12:33 pm

Tea is good for Tim Tam/Penguin slams.

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05 Sep 2019, 12:38 pm

Penguins are dangerous. You eat half a packet, feel sick, hate yourself and eat the other half to make yourself feel better.

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