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BDavro
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13 Sep 2019, 6:22 pm

It's slang for headbutt not giving a tramp a blowjob ffs.

BDavro
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13 Sep 2019, 6:22 pm

thought 35% of glaswegians end up as tramps in london....

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13 Sep 2019, 6:33 pm

BDavro wrote:

It's slang for headbutt not giving a tramp a blowjob ffs.

You missed your calling my Jock friend , I'm sure you could get a job as a badly packed kebab although you don't have the depth and capacity to give pleasure

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13 Sep 2019, 6:35 pm

SaveFerris wrote:

BDavro wrote:

It's slang for headbutt not giving a tramp a blowjob ffs.

You missed your calling my Jock friend , I'm sure you could get a job as a badly packed kebab although you don't have the depth and capacity to give pleasure

I'd call you a c**t but you lack the depth and warmth, and also I still want to pull you tonight.

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13 Sep 2019, 6:39 pm

SaveFerris wrote:

BDavro wrote:

It's slang for headbutt not giving a tramp a blowjob ffs.

You missed your calling my Jock friend , I'm sure you could get a job as a badly packed kebab although you don't have the depth and capacity to give pleasure

Ferris wins.

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13 Sep 2019, 6:41 pm

^ I hope Rachie is cool with our foreplay :twisted:

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13 Sep 2019, 6:51 pm

I hate you both.

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13 Sep 2019, 6:54 pm

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13 Sep 2019, 8:08 pm

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13 Sep 2019, 8:29 pm

SaveFerris wrote:

Inspirobot sure does get me to wake up every morning

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13 Sep 2019, 8:42 pm

^ Have you tried the mindfulness mode

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13 Sep 2019, 10:10 pm

Monday morning at the Ferret household:

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13 Sep 2019, 10:30 pm

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^ Have you tried the mindfulness mode

Yes, today it said
“If we just do our best, we can make other people feel ashamed.”

#goals

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13 Sep 2019, 10:58 pm

Darmok wrote:

Monday morning at the Ferret household:

I don't think there are many photo's of me where I don't have a fag hanging out of my mouth :twisted:

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13 Sep 2019, 11:02 pm

martianprincess wrote:

SaveFerris wrote:

^ Have you tried the mindfulness mode

Yes, today it said
“If we just do our best, we can make other people feel ashamed.”

#goals

The first couple of quotes I had seemed OK which made it seem crap to me , then the wackiness started

Don't use drugs. Spy on a moron.

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13 Sep 2019, 11:05 pm

SaveFerris wrote:

martianprincess wrote:

SaveFerris wrote:

^ Have you tried the mindfulness mode

Yes, today it said
“If we just do our best, we can make other people feel ashamed.”

#goals

The first couple of quotes I had seemed OK which made it seem crap to me , then the wackiness started

Don't use drugs. Spy on a moron.

New comic/TV show idea: Spy vs Moron

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