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09 May 2025, 11:46 am

The Big Lebowski. Because I don't miss my friend.

Am I wrong?

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09 May 2025, 1:02 pm

It depends on whether ye spread butter or margarine on bread. If the latter then yes, you are.

What differs margarine from butter?

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10 May 2025, 3:36 am

Only rich people can afford margarine.

Why do cats have nine lives?

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10 May 2025, 7:31 am

Because they never land on their feet.

Why are there 12 inches in a foot?

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10 May 2025, 10:24 am

Each toe is counted twice.

What's the best meat to roast on a Sunday?

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10 May 2025, 12:55 pm

Bug meat.

Where is the lost treasure of Ima Weener?

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10 May 2025, 5:52 pm

Between the fifth and sixth toes of your middle foot.

What is the best gift to send to the new pope?

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10 May 2025, 7:05 pm

Pope Mobile 2.0 a giant mech capable of leveling Vatican city.

How can a master of disguise complete a mission while disguised as a Spanish VHS copy of the movie Flubber?

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10 May 2025, 7:21 pm

The same as he would disguised as a bag of popcorn, but without the butter.

What's the best way to win a lottery?

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10 May 2025, 10:20 pm

Buy 151,287,675 Powerball tickets twice.

Why was the question mark invented?

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11 May 2025, 2:07 pm

Before the question mark people were unable to write questions. That slowed the growth of knowledge.

Why is the Sun so predictable?

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11 May 2025, 2:23 pm

Because the sun can only count to 24.

How high can the moon count?

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11 May 2025, 3:32 pm

28 most of the time

How to celebrate Mondays during a lunar eclipse?

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12 May 2025, 2:12 am

Go around teasing werewolves while they're powerless.

Why do Vulcans have pointed ears?

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12 May 2025, 2:48 am

Because, trillions of years ago on their planet, it was supposed to evolve into triple rayed fins. It just turned into one rayed fin that turned into pointy ears.

Explain why witches melt when splashed with water. Or how one turns into a frog when they're caught being a witch.

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12 May 2025, 4:24 am

That's misinformation, Dorothy actually threw a bucket of sulphuric acid onto the witch.

How is metal made?

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