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25 Sep 2019, 12:29 pm

Ferris Bueller is very popular. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads, they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.


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25 Sep 2019, 12:35 pm

SaveFerris wrote:
Ferris Bueller is very popular. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads, they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.


"I guess that's my dad ... " 8)


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25 Sep 2019, 12:40 pm

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Why did the actress say that to the bishop?


because bishop's are supposedly unable to understood double entendre's


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25 Sep 2019, 12:42 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:
SaveFerris wrote:
Ferris Bueller is very popular. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads, they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.


"I guess that's my dad ... " 8)


I was going to ask if you had a kiss for daddy but changed my mind :lol:


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25 Sep 2019, 12:47 pm

Mountain Goat wrote:
Why did the actress say that to the bishop?


It's a series of jokes like the elephant joke you PMed me, there are lots of elephant jokes, right? Or the knock knock who's there jokes
The actress (saucy) the Bishop (supposedly celibate and on moral high ground) are dirty jokes though. For example if someone innocently says:

"I need filling up" (at a gas station say)
So her friend might interject:
"That's what the actress said to the Bishop"
turning an innocent statement into a sexual joke. It happens when the innocent statement triggers a naughty association.


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25 Sep 2019, 12:52 pm

SaveFerris wrote:
IsabellaLinton wrote:
SaveFerris wrote:
Ferris Bueller is very popular. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads, they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.


"I guess that's my dad ... " 8)


I was going to ask if you had a kiss for daddy but changed my mind :lol:


So, that's how it is in their family .... :wink:


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25 Sep 2019, 12:53 pm

Teach51 wrote:
. It happens when the innocent statement triggers a naughty association.


A bit like Teach's mind after looking at my innocent purple headed mushroom picture :wink:


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25 Sep 2019, 1:41 pm

^ It's so annoying when dirty-minded people don't take our mycology seriously, isn't it? Maybe you'd like to join me on a completely sniggerless search for a Hairy Nuts Disco?...
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25 Sep 2019, 4:49 pm

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^ It's so annoying when dirty-minded people don't take our mycology seriously, isn't it? Maybe you'd like to join me on a completely sniggerless search for a Hairy Nuts Disco?...
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Your hairy nuts are a bit scraggy Trogluddite


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25 Sep 2019, 4:58 pm

^ Thank your lucky stars that you can't smell them as well - the linked article says the odour is "not distinctive", but that's only after I've had my annual shearing and dipping! :lol:


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26 Sep 2019, 12:15 am

What you do when a dragon sneaks up on you.

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26 Sep 2019, 4:27 am

Ethereal hours.



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26 Sep 2019, 1:27 pm

I love inspirational videos.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0cosKh ... e=youtu.be



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26 Sep 2019, 4:15 pm

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Boo!
Like that? :wink:


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