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I'm assuming that was a typo and you're asking about Metalmade^TM, the carbonated mercury drink. How is it? Well, it looks cool but I always find I'm thirstier after drinking it.

What's the best snack to take with you on a space journey?

Freeze dried squid flakes.

What sound does a trilobite make?

"Beep. Boop. Maggot."

Hm, what question may I ask?

Correct.

What's going on?

It depends on how you define "on". Some people have argued that nothing is actually going on because it's impossible to go anywhere while on. The most common view is that the only things that go on are things that can't go when they're off because otherwise they'd never go at all. There are many heated debates on this topic, and the source of the disagreement is simply a misunderstanding of the word "on", which is a complex matter beyond the scope of this post.

What number am I not thinking of? And in general, what's the procedure to find this number?

It's 45879223 1/2. And the procedure for this number is to take a long and perilous journey across the marshlands of Arithmelandia in search of the Number Nome, who only appears in the Fraction Forest when the third moon of Multiplitopia turns blue. Which only happens once every 16 years. Good luck!

Why is lettuce the only vegetable you should never put in the freezer?

Because when you do they keep screaming lettuce out

How do you make stale bread fresh again?

You undergo a ritual that involves putting toothpaste back into it's tube, down to it's last drop.
Then you offer that to the deities of time and space and beg them to make the stale bread fresh again.


Explain why humans can hallucinate?

Gained Number Post Count (1).
Lose Time (n).

Lose more time here - Updates at least once a week.

It may not be obvious, but it's in the words humans and hallucinate. If you squint to pretend to look "closer", you will see that both words have the letters h & n in order (vowels are irrelevant for this because they make too much noise). The hallucation begins when the m in humans is propped up at the polar ends by the double-l in hallucinate. This creates a voyd under the middle of the m and between the double-l, which is where the paradoxes occur and don't at the same time.

What's the difference between bisect and dissect?

Bisect Is A Term For Epic Bisexual Peeps, While Disect Is The Name Of A Heavily Venomous Insect That Only Lives In Antartica.

Where Does Astro Novalite Live?

I think you meant Asterix Volatile. He lives in a caravan and was last seen on trip to Japan, where he played all instruments they got.

Can you switch a man brain for a monkey's?

Yes, but only if the monkey is the talking variety like the ones in Planet of the Apes.

Why don't we all have flying cars yet?

It's the same thing as with LED lightbulbs for vechicles. Flying cars make a serious threat to rubber-dominated market so tire manufacturers launch all possible lawsuits against anyone attempting to proliferate flying automobile market.

How can ye say if I'm a tractor or not?

By writing a John Deere letter.

What's a popular luggage case company?

Actually, I can recommend several law firms that can handle a case about luggage.

Smoke disperses in the sky. Why do clouds not disperse also? How can they have edges.?

You've answered your own question, cloud's are the edgy teenagers or the sky. They only serve to ruin the beautiful sunshine. And like most edgy teenagers it's near impossible to get them to go away.

Which Linux distribution is best for a new user?