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27 Sep 2019, 6:47 pm

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wasn't it something like 'tuck it to the left'


only with sporty.



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27 Sep 2019, 6:48 pm

tuck it to the left
If you're havin' a good time
tuck it to the right
If ya know that you feel fine
tuck it inbetween
Ha ha (uh uh)
Go round


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27 Sep 2019, 6:49 pm

BDavro wrote:
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wasn't it something like 'tuck it to the left'


only with sporty.


How did I know you would pick on my tissue girl :twisted:


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27 Sep 2019, 6:51 pm

she's got a penis, just like your.....



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27 Sep 2019, 6:52 pm

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27 Sep 2019, 6:55 pm




Adam: 'Are you still a f****n' robot, then?'

Eggsy: 'I am not a robot, I can assure you. Thank you.'

Adam: 'What are you, then?'

Eggsy: 'A woman. Called Janet.'


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27 Sep 2019, 6:55 pm

BDavro wrote:
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Bingo.

If Greta has a problem with my joke with her name then let her post, if not then piss the f**k off getting offended on behalf of other people.

i think it would be funny to add "pedo" to the name of some teenager you have a positive connection to.

Whatever you raging pedo Cathy.

i'm honored that you feel a positive connection to me. and the appelation is accurate. my husband is 8, well, 68, close enough.



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27 Sep 2019, 6:57 pm

Ferris.

Half Mod, half sex machine.



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27 Sep 2019, 7:04 pm

Well you got the half mod bit right.

As for half sex machine , I'm pushing 50 and viagra gives me headaches :twisted:


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27 Sep 2019, 7:05 pm

BDavro wrote:
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It's the walrus.

They called me a mysoggnist because I called that swedish thundergrunt a funny name.

I called her thundercunt, but it's funny, and it's a public figure and fair game.

It's not funny, she's a child. You don't have to like her but using a sexual and offensive word to describe any child is off.


Agree with fluffysaurus.


Yeah, I wasn't too impressed either.
I am all for having a laugh and use the c word myself on occasion.
But this was used in a context which is just plain wrong.
Words can be very toxic if used in this way.


DING DING

All aboard the offended bus.


Just to clear things up - I wasn't offended but very sad.
Very sad indeed.



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27 Sep 2019, 7:06 pm

You are only saying that so you can lull WP members into a false sense of safety and security and then you leap and do a surprise sex upon them.



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27 Sep 2019, 7:08 pm

And remember, it isn't really friday night until a mod has been accused of rape.



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27 Sep 2019, 7:16 pm

BDavro wrote:
do a surprise sex


f**k me , I just laughed while inhaling smoke , it burns now you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quwfdBpF1uQ

Is that a Borat quote :lol:

Incidentally I just watched The Spy staring Ali-G ( dramtisation of the Israeli spy Eli Cohen ) - great series


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27 Sep 2019, 7:22 pm

I have never juggled a cock in my life, sir.

You have insulted me for the first and last time.

On Guard mofo



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27 Sep 2019, 7:27 pm

You have a filthy mind and I know exactly what you mean by en garde




Anyway I'm done with all this Booby Davro appreciation bollox , I'm logging off for the directors cut of Alien: Resurrection


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28 Sep 2019, 7:01 am

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